1 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,137 We want the head of Shahdov! 2 00:02:01,738 --> 00:02:02,768 Where is he? 3 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,945 He's gone! To the treasury! 4 00:02:18,457 --> 00:02:21,409 Traitor! Thief! He's taken everything. 5 00:02:52,687 --> 00:02:55,354 Your Majesty, say a few words to the American people. 6 00:02:55,564 --> 00:02:56,512 Just a moment. 7 00:02:56,732 --> 00:02:58,937 - Who are you? - His Majesty's Ambassador. 8 00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:00,726 - Jaume! - Your Majesty! 9 00:03:00,943 --> 00:03:02,684 Glad to see you alive and well. 10 00:03:02,902 --> 00:03:04,276 We fooled them! 11 00:03:08,239 --> 00:03:10,479 Come on, break it up, get a move on! 12 00:03:14,035 --> 00:03:17,283 - My securities, are they safe? - Turned over to Dr Voudel. 13 00:03:17,578 --> 00:03:19,783 He says as your Prime Minister, he has charge of everything. 14 00:03:19,997 --> 00:03:22,568 Him? I wouldn't trust that crooked... 15 00:03:23,582 --> 00:03:25,039 There he is! 16 00:03:25,249 --> 00:03:26,493 Your Majesty! 17 00:03:27,543 --> 00:03:30,661 - My securities, where are they? - Safely deposited. 18 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,826 In my name? 19 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:36,421 We cannot discuss that here. First we must get rid of the press. 20 00:03:36,673 --> 00:03:38,000 This way please. 21 00:03:45,846 --> 00:03:47,303 Smile, Your Majesty! 22 00:03:47,806 --> 00:03:48,754 One over here! 23 00:03:50,516 --> 00:03:52,970 - Another one here! - One serious. 24 00:03:53,726 --> 00:03:56,132 Please gentlemen, no more pictures. 25 00:03:56,811 --> 00:04:01,102 His Majesty King Shahdov has been through a bloody revolution. 26 00:04:01,314 --> 00:04:04,064 I hope you will keep this interview as brief as possible. 27 00:04:04,775 --> 00:04:06,184 Your questions, please. 28 00:04:06,401 --> 00:04:08,937 I understand you got away with all the loot. 29 00:04:09,527 --> 00:04:12,859 If you're referring to what legally belongs to His Majesty's government, 30 00:04:13,071 --> 00:04:16,355 documents were transferred out of the reach of revolutionary thieves. 31 00:04:17,616 --> 00:04:18,694 Where are they? 32 00:04:18,909 --> 00:04:21,824 That question is of a private nature and cannot be answered. 33 00:04:22,035 --> 00:04:23,279 You may answer. 34 00:04:23,703 --> 00:04:25,694 They are safely deposited in a bank. 35 00:04:25,913 --> 00:04:28,865 - In whose name? - That is also of a private nature. 36 00:04:29,082 --> 00:04:30,539 You may answer. 37 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:33,537 As P.M. Of His Majesty's Government in exile, 38 00:04:33,752 --> 00:04:35,031 they are in my name 39 00:04:35,253 --> 00:04:37,920 until His Majesty deems fit to have them otherwise. 40 00:04:38,129 --> 00:04:39,326 Then I think I'll have them otherwise. 41 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:42,795 Be calm, Your Majesty. First you must pass through Immigration. 42 00:04:43,007 --> 00:04:44,037 Any further questions? 43 00:04:44,258 --> 00:04:46,747 How about this controversy over atomic energy? 44 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:51,339 Ladies and gentlemen, that's how I lost my throne. 45 00:04:51,554 --> 00:04:53,794 I wanted atomic energy for domestic use 46 00:04:54,015 --> 00:04:56,302 but my ministers wanted atomic bombs. 47 00:04:56,516 --> 00:05:00,807 Nevertheless, I have nuclear plans that will revolutionize modern life 48 00:05:01,018 --> 00:05:03,472 and bring about a Utopia undreamed of! 49 00:05:03,687 --> 00:05:07,219 Your Majesty, if I might interrupt, the Immigration Officer is waiting. 50 00:05:07,606 --> 00:05:09,147 - I beg your pardon. - This way, Sir. 51 00:05:09,357 --> 00:05:10,980 That will be all, gentlemen. 52 00:05:14,402 --> 00:05:16,559 Here, Sir, for the fingerprinting. 53 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,027 Your right hand please, Sir. 54 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:24,489 Your Majesty, won't you say a few words to the American people? 55 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,277 I am deeply moved by your warm friendship and hospitality. 56 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:32,406 This big-hearted nation has already demonstrated its noble generosity 57 00:05:32,622 --> 00:05:35,870 to those who seek a refuge from tyranny. Thank you. 58 00:05:42,795 --> 00:05:44,536 Here are the funds of the treasury, Sir. 59 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:46,912 I hope this will allay your suspicions. 60 00:05:47,132 --> 00:05:50,581 You should have said anxiety and saved us both embarrassment. 61 00:05:54,094 --> 00:05:55,503 Is this all there was in the treasury? 62 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,423 - That is all, Sir. - No wonder we had a revolution. 63 00:05:59,681 --> 00:06:03,013 - Where are the books and records? - They were left behind. 64 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:05,053 I see. 65 00:06:05,309 --> 00:06:08,557 So the funds and securities are deposited in the First National? 66 00:06:08,770 --> 00:06:10,892 - That is right, Sir. - Then let's go there. 67 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:13,227 It's too late now, Your Majesty. The banks are closed. 68 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,518 Is that all, Sir? 69 00:06:14,732 --> 00:06:18,561 Yes Dr Voudel, but make yourself available at 10 tomorrow morning. 70 00:06:18,777 --> 00:06:20,814 - That's when the banks open? - Yes, Sir. 71 00:06:29,908 --> 00:06:32,314 Why didn't he tell you he'd taken the funds of the treasury? 72 00:06:32,535 --> 00:06:33,565 I don't know and I don't care. 73 00:06:33,786 --> 00:06:34,983 But the press will accuse you. 74 00:06:35,204 --> 00:06:37,241 A King is accused of many things, Jaume. 75 00:06:37,454 --> 00:06:38,781 Your Majesty, you must remember... 76 00:06:38,997 --> 00:06:42,826 Remember! After what I've been through I want to forget. 77 00:06:43,042 --> 00:06:44,700 Tonight I want the light and the frivolous. 78 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,574 - I want to see the town. - Steady, Sir, steady! 79 00:06:48,294 --> 00:06:53,000 Jaume, if you knew what it means to breathe this free air! 80 00:06:53,215 --> 00:06:56,130 This wonderful, wonderful America! 81 00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:58,912 Its youth! Its genius! Its vitality! 82 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:03,794 The glamour of it all! New York! America! 83 00:07:23,817 --> 00:07:28,311 When I think of a million dollars 84 00:07:28,779 --> 00:07:31,980 Tears come to my eyes 85 00:07:32,406 --> 00:07:34,729 I think of all the blue... 86 00:07:40,411 --> 00:07:43,410 - Would you like to go to a movie? - Love it. 87 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:58,086 I got shoes 88 00:07:58,297 --> 00:08:01,829 I got shoes Shoes to step on all your blues. 89 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:05,002 When you do that rock and roll with me tonight 90 00:08:13,432 --> 00:08:15,637 Seems noisier here than outside. 91 00:08:16,393 --> 00:08:19,475 It'll be quieter in a moment when the picture comes on. 92 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,394 You're not well Take a pill 93 00:08:29,901 --> 00:08:31,938 Do you think this sort of thing is healthy? 94 00:09:19,349 --> 00:09:21,055 Gee, that sends me! 95 00:09:29,897 --> 00:09:31,141 She bit me! 96 00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:34,440 Completely insane. 97 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,232 First row? Isn't this rather close? 98 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,482 It's the best we could get, Sir. 99 00:09:58,623 --> 00:09:59,997 Who's there? 100 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:01,790 Leonard! 101 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:04,414 I've gotta kill ya honey. 102 00:10:05,002 --> 00:10:06,874 It's for ya own good. 103 00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:10,792 Missed! 104 00:10:29,268 --> 00:10:30,844 It's no use, honey. 105 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:34,013 Our love has no place in this world. 106 00:10:34,521 --> 00:10:37,271 That isn't true. We can go to Denmark. 107 00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:51,773 Stick 'em up! This is it! 108 00:11:15,798 --> 00:11:16,626 Let's go. 109 00:11:21,926 --> 00:11:23,170 This way, Sir. 110 00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:27,631 I'll get you a waiter. 111 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,345 This is more agreeable. Not so noisy. 112 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,848 Thank you very much. 113 00:11:52,153 --> 00:11:54,476 - What are you having? - I don't know. 114 00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:24,953 I think I'll have some caviar. 115 00:12:25,592 --> 00:12:28,425 - What will you have? - I'll have the same. 116 00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:30,208 Caviar. 117 00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:34,293 Caviar! 118 00:12:35,097 --> 00:12:36,175 How? 119 00:12:36,641 --> 00:12:37,754 Look! 120 00:12:47,398 --> 00:12:48,511 Caviar! 121 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,729 I think I'll have something else. 122 00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,849 Have you any turtle soup? 123 00:12:53,609 --> 00:12:55,350 Turtle soup, yes. 124 00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:57,685 Turtle soup. Two. 125 00:12:58,696 --> 00:12:59,726 Who? 126 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,316 Turtle! 127 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,153 Turtle! Turtle! 128 00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:07,188 Soup! 129 00:13:10,328 --> 00:13:13,031 Good morning Mr and Mrs America and all the ships at sea. 130 00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:15,701 This is the 10 o'clock edition of the news. 131 00:13:15,915 --> 00:13:17,656 King Shahdov, dethroned Monarch of Estrovia, 132 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:21,491 who escaped his country with the treasury, arrives in America. 133 00:13:21,753 --> 00:13:25,250 King Shahdov brings to the States a vast fortune and his atomic plans 134 00:13:25,463 --> 00:13:27,335 in the hopes of revolutionizing modern life 135 00:13:27,547 --> 00:13:29,373 and bringing about a Utopia. 136 00:13:32,592 --> 00:13:36,421 Your Majesty, Voudel checked out last night and left for South America! 137 00:13:36,637 --> 00:13:38,674 - Call up the bank! - I did. 138 00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:42,586 They said all funds had been withdrawn the day you arrived. 139 00:13:45,184 --> 00:13:46,807 He's stolen everything! 140 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,799 Then we shall expose him as a thief and a scoundrel. 141 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,591 It's no use. We have no records, no legal claim. 142 00:13:54,648 --> 00:13:56,022 We're broke, Jaume. 143 00:13:56,691 --> 00:13:58,682 You still have your atomic plans. 144 00:13:59,318 --> 00:14:02,981 Blueprints. It'll be difficult financing blueprints. 145 00:14:03,571 --> 00:14:07,020 To think you're accused of absconding with the treasury! 146 00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:11,733 I'd sooner be thought a successful crook than a destitute monarch. 147 00:14:16,912 --> 00:14:18,286 Very well. 148 00:14:19,122 --> 00:14:22,370 Her Majesty's arrived and is on her way up. 149 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:25,617 Not a word to anyone that we're broke. 150 00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:27,575 Your Majesty, 151 00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:31,208 may I say that what small fortune I have is entirely at your disposal. 152 00:14:31,755 --> 00:14:34,588 Jaume, dear Jaume. 153 00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:36,873 If we can get finance for these atomic plans, 154 00:14:37,091 --> 00:14:39,128 we'll have all the money we want. 155 00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:45,299 Irene! 156 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:57,103 - When did you arrive? - An hour ago. I flew in from Paris. 157 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,811 - Alone? - Yes. 158 00:14:59,606 --> 00:15:00,885 It's all horrible. 159 00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:03,940 Well, at least I still have a head on my shoulders. 160 00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:08,103 - How is your family? - Very well, thank you. 161 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,987 Good! Are you staying long? 162 00:15:12,072 --> 00:15:15,236 I'd like to return to Paris as soon as possible. 163 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:16,528 Very well. 164 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:23,150 I won't keep you longer than necessary. After what's happened, 165 00:15:23,371 --> 00:15:25,860 I think we ought to come to some understanding. 166 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:30,325 Irene, we've always been friends. 167 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,579 Good friends, if nothing more. 168 00:15:34,336 --> 00:15:36,208 Always been honest with each other, 169 00:15:36,421 --> 00:15:39,788 and as you know, our marriage was an affair of the State. 170 00:15:40,465 --> 00:15:42,206 You were not happy and naturally 171 00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:44,333 you not being happy, neither was I. 172 00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:45,629 I was to blame for that. 173 00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:47,122 Nonsense! 174 00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:50,458 You were young 175 00:15:51,848 --> 00:15:53,389 and very much in love. 176 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,631 Unfortunately, not with me. 177 00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:59,392 No, neither was to blame. It was the Throne 178 00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:03,143 and now the Throne no longer exists. 179 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,186 You want a divorce? 180 00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:08,896 I want you to be happy. 181 00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:10,975 I'll do whatever you wish. 182 00:16:11,192 --> 00:16:14,724 I only wish to end the hapless years you spent with me. 183 00:16:15,487 --> 00:16:17,774 They were by no means hapless. 184 00:16:18,156 --> 00:16:21,570 Then let's call them years of a friendly misalliance. 185 00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:24,984 Cheer up! Let me order you some lunch. 186 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,574 Why is life so complicated? 187 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,778 How dull it would be if it weren't. 188 00:16:30,872 --> 00:16:31,985 Main office. 189 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,747 Give me room service, please. 190 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,534 Room service. 191 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,039 Will you send up a menu? 192 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,955 Good heavens! 193 00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:41,659 Come in! 194 00:16:42,546 --> 00:16:43,576 Telegram, Sir. 195 00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:46,084 Gracious! I thought it was the menu. 196 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,703 Excuse me. 197 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:56,839 From that Cromwell woman again about dinner this evening. 198 00:16:57,055 --> 00:16:59,888 - You're definitely not going? - Definitely. 199 00:17:09,104 --> 00:17:11,937 There's one thing we haven't discussed. Alimony. 200 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,600 I don't need it. I'm quite rich, you know that. 201 00:17:16,442 --> 00:17:19,643 From a lady about to get a divorce, that's an incredible statement. 202 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:26,024 Do you realize today happens to be the anniversary of our wedding? 203 00:17:26,532 --> 00:17:28,606 Well, you look happier now than you did then. 204 00:17:30,035 --> 00:17:31,741 What a bore I must have been. 205 00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:33,660 Considering we were on our honeymoon, 206 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,411 you weren't exactly amusing. 207 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:37,662 You must have hated me. 208 00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:41,951 - On the contrary, I loved you. - How could you? 209 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,870 I thought you were too young to know your own mind. 210 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:46,371 But you weren't. 211 00:17:49,547 --> 00:17:52,297 - You haven't eaten a thing. - I'm not hungry. 212 00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:54,708 Let me order you something else. 213 00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:57,800 Thank you. I must think about leaving. 214 00:17:58,136 --> 00:17:59,712 You're returning to Paris? 215 00:18:00,387 --> 00:18:02,378 Yes. And you? 216 00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:05,003 I must stay here. 217 00:18:05,223 --> 00:18:07,131 - Why? - Money. 218 00:18:07,558 --> 00:18:09,881 According to the press, you have millions. 219 00:18:10,102 --> 00:18:13,266 I shall need them if I'm to put through this atomic project. 220 00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:16,142 Excuse me. 221 00:18:20,441 --> 00:18:24,021 This is Transatlantic Airways. We're holding reservations to Paris 222 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,024 if her Majesty intends leaving? 223 00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:28,643 Thank you. Her Majesty intends leaving. 224 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,816 Porter! My boarding ticket. 225 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,404 Here are your chocolates with the nougat inside 226 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,077 and those banal movie magazines you're so fond of. 227 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,286 Allow me, Madame. 228 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:51,661 Passengers for London and Paris check through Gate 9 please. 229 00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:53,033 That's you. 230 00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:56,629 Take good care of yourself. 231 00:18:56,839 --> 00:18:58,415 Don't forget your magazines. 232 00:18:58,799 --> 00:19:00,457 Write me if ever you need anything. 233 00:19:00,675 --> 00:19:01,539 I will. 234 00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:06,176 Let me hear from you once in a while. Don't forget. 235 00:19:06,387 --> 00:19:07,500 I won't. 236 00:19:22,772 --> 00:19:25,059 It's the Cromwell woman again about dinner this evening. 237 00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:27,272 The answer is no. 238 00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:28,858 You won't change your mind? 239 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,731 I'm not accessible to strangers for the price of a free dinner. 240 00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:39,144 I'm sorry but His Majesty regrets he's unable to come this evening. 241 00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:43,326 - Who is this creature? - A prominent hostess here. 242 00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:46,950 Publishes several women's magazines and owns an important TV network. 243 00:19:47,372 --> 00:19:48,995 Well, I have neither aspirations 244 00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:52,703 to appear on television nor to write for women's magazines. 245 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,080 We haven't come to that yet. 246 00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:59,534 Besides I'm in no mood for dinner parties. 247 00:19:59,754 --> 00:20:03,038 Your Majesty, the Queen's departure has upset you. 248 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:06,627 To part is to die a little. 249 00:20:07,176 --> 00:20:09,747 Her Majesty looked ineffably sad when she left. 250 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:15,007 Are you sure you want this divorce? 251 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,756 I'm sure the Queen does. 252 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,091 I'll swear Sir, she's beginning to love you. 253 00:20:20,309 --> 00:20:24,257 Wishful thinking Jaume, wishful thinking. 254 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:46,065 I'd sell my soul for love 255 00:20:46,575 --> 00:20:51,199 If I could find true love 256 00:20:52,246 --> 00:20:55,447 There's nothing in the world 257 00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,572 I wouldn't do. 258 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:02,747 I'd commit every sin 259 00:21:03,336 --> 00:21:06,584 If I could win 260 00:21:07,964 --> 00:21:14,414 Someone that's tender and true 261 00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:20,919 Like Faust I'd sign away 262 00:21:21,139 --> 00:21:23,426 My soul 263 00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:26,883 If I could say 264 00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:32,218 I'd found the one, the only one 265 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:36,727 To love, to love 266 00:21:36,983 --> 00:21:41,856 I'd sell my soul 267 00:21:42,486 --> 00:21:46,232 For love 268 00:22:21,678 --> 00:22:22,626 Help! 269 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:25,625 Help! 270 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,054 Did you say help? 271 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,343 Help! 272 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,131 I'd better telephone downstairs. 273 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:36,048 Here! Stay where you are! 274 00:22:36,687 --> 00:22:37,765 Help! 275 00:22:47,152 --> 00:22:48,526 Go away! Help! 276 00:22:49,487 --> 00:22:51,442 I wish, I wish you'd make up your mind. 277 00:22:51,655 --> 00:22:53,112 - Help! - Wait a minute. 278 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:57,949 Where are you? 279 00:23:01,453 --> 00:23:02,483 It's all right. 280 00:23:02,954 --> 00:23:06,534 It's all right. If you'd just... cooperate. 281 00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:12,114 There you are! 282 00:23:13,085 --> 00:23:14,412 Who are you, Sir? 283 00:23:14,836 --> 00:23:17,751 I am... King Shahdov. 284 00:23:20,006 --> 00:23:23,124 - What happened? - I slipped and hurt my ankle. 285 00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:24,829 Could I... 286 00:23:26,761 --> 00:23:27,506 Thank you. 287 00:23:30,763 --> 00:23:33,513 It's all right, I won't hurt. I have a green thumb. 288 00:23:35,265 --> 00:23:37,754 My name is Ann Kay. How do you do? 289 00:23:37,975 --> 00:23:39,384 Nicely, thank you. 290 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,260 I'm to meet you tonight at Mona Cromwell's. 291 00:23:42,478 --> 00:23:44,054 I'm sorry, I'm not going. 292 00:23:44,647 --> 00:23:47,599 Oh no! Everyone will be so disappointed. 293 00:23:48,148 --> 00:23:49,012 Really? 294 00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:57,481 Jaume, answer the telephone. 295 00:23:57,946 --> 00:23:59,522 I beg your pardon, Sir. 296 00:24:00,031 --> 00:24:01,440 Of course, if you're going to be there, 297 00:24:01,658 --> 00:24:02,736 I might consider. 298 00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:04,491 I'll telephone you're coming! 299 00:24:04,701 --> 00:24:07,272 Not yet. We've hardly got acquainted. 300 00:24:10,496 --> 00:24:12,119 But I must telephone. 301 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,915 And I must jump into a hot tub! 302 00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:31,790 Madame Cromwell, I'm sorry 303 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:34,546 but His Majesty is quite definite. He's not going. 304 00:24:37,972 --> 00:24:39,251 Hello, honey. 305 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,512 Are you nervous, 306 00:24:41,933 --> 00:24:44,469 bothered and upset? 307 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,183 Take off your clothes. 308 00:24:47,937 --> 00:24:49,098 Relax. 309 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,179 With a bottle of Whitbread's beer 310 00:24:52,398 --> 00:24:54,969 It'll give you pep and give you cheer 311 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,393 Remember, 312 00:24:58,318 --> 00:25:00,144 Whitbread's beer. 313 00:25:01,737 --> 00:25:05,069 Your Majesty, it's that persistent Cromwell woman again. 314 00:25:05,865 --> 00:25:07,358 I've changed my mind. We're going. 315 00:25:08,449 --> 00:25:09,610 I don't understand. 316 00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,104 Nevertheless, we'll go. 317 00:25:11,701 --> 00:25:14,653 Then do you mind if I stay home? I'm rather tired tonight. 318 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:17,278 Of course, if you're tired. 319 00:25:28,462 --> 00:25:30,998 - Where's Ann? - There she is now! 320 00:25:33,173 --> 00:25:34,251 Well, I got him. 321 00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:37,003 You certainly did. Tell me, how did you do it? 322 00:25:37,218 --> 00:25:38,462 I rented the suite next to his. 323 00:25:38,677 --> 00:25:40,051 So now you're living in the Ritz! 324 00:25:40,261 --> 00:25:41,837 Not on your life! It's too dangerous. 325 00:25:42,054 --> 00:25:43,926 I'll be back in my own apartment tonight. 326 00:25:44,139 --> 00:25:45,418 So you got a King on your program. 327 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,181 Not so loud! He doesn't know it. 328 00:25:47,391 --> 00:25:48,635 What sort of guy is he? 329 00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:51,421 At dinner parties they say he's gay and amusing 330 00:25:51,644 --> 00:25:53,018 if you get him in the mood. 331 00:25:53,228 --> 00:25:54,969 And that's up to you. 332 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:58,938 Take over, I've got to look for that husband of mine. 333 00:26:01,608 --> 00:26:04,062 - Fred! I've been looking for you. - Here I am honey. 334 00:26:04,276 --> 00:26:06,148 - Who's watching below? - The doorkeeper. 335 00:26:06,361 --> 00:26:09,111 He'll telephone the butler the moment the King arrives. 336 00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:15,857 What's all this business about curtseying to the King? 337 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:18,150 Haven't you ever been presented at Court? 338 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,743 Only for speeding. 339 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,703 Don't let them kid you. Just do as the ladies do. 340 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:26,198 And another thing, you don't sit before he does. 341 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:29,284 After 36 holes of golf, I hope he sits quick. 342 00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:31,788 Me too, with my swollen kneecap! 343 00:26:32,002 --> 00:26:35,084 Well, here's a chance to sit before he gets here. 344 00:26:36,922 --> 00:26:39,209 His Majesty, King Shahdov! 345 00:26:47,262 --> 00:26:50,510 Your Majesty, may I present Miss Ann Kay. 346 00:26:53,099 --> 00:26:55,766 How do you do? We've met before. 347 00:26:55,976 --> 00:26:57,802 And Mrs Rochauser. 348 00:26:59,061 --> 00:26:59,974 How do you do? 349 00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:01,728 Miss Pam Butterworth. 350 00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:05,301 - And Mr Bill Johnson. - How do you do? 351 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:06,602 Excuse me. 352 00:27:06,816 --> 00:27:07,764 Mrs Vera Loose... 353 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,561 Can you hear me? 354 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,186 - Where's Hank? - That's him. 355 00:27:12,403 --> 00:27:15,153 Hank, how goes it? 356 00:27:15,656 --> 00:27:17,149 All lined up for television. 357 00:27:17,531 --> 00:27:18,692 What's the routine? 358 00:27:18,907 --> 00:27:22,439 I'll do the deodorant ad first then see if I can get the King going. 359 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,614 I'll give you two buzzes to start your commercials. 360 00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:37,989 By the by, is that an El Greco? 361 00:27:38,211 --> 00:27:39,869 Oh no, Sir. He's a Filipino. 362 00:27:40,087 --> 00:27:41,663 I mean the picture opposite. 363 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,665 I'm not sure. My wife bought it at an auction sale. 364 00:27:44,881 --> 00:27:46,078 Indeed! 365 00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:48,207 Would Your Majesty care to sit down? 366 00:27:48,676 --> 00:27:49,706 Thank you. 367 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,791 Your Majesty is served. 368 00:27:57,474 --> 00:27:59,631 Don't you think Miss Ann Kay very attractive? 369 00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:02,055 Very, the little I've seen of her. 370 00:28:25,991 --> 00:28:27,365 Madame, your health! 371 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,487 And... how is your ankle? 372 00:28:36,832 --> 00:28:38,408 Much better, thank you Sir. 373 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:41,493 If it gives you any further trouble, just knock on my door. 374 00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:43,747 Frankly, I hope for the worst. 375 00:28:43,961 --> 00:28:47,956 - You want to see me suffer? - I want to see more of you. 376 00:28:51,549 --> 00:28:54,168 - I find it close in here. - Could be closer. 377 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:56,589 And the atmosphere quite stuffy. 378 00:28:56,845 --> 00:28:57,840 It's anything but that. 379 00:28:58,054 --> 00:29:01,053 How fortunate people no longer consider the problem 380 00:29:01,263 --> 00:29:03,550 of perspiring in stuffy rooms. 381 00:29:03,765 --> 00:29:04,795 I beg your pardon? 382 00:29:05,016 --> 00:29:08,348 Think of pretty young girls being unpopular at dances 383 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,301 and they don't know why. 384 00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:11,976 I don't follow you. 385 00:29:12,187 --> 00:29:14,261 The answer is B.O. 386 00:29:15,106 --> 00:29:17,143 - B.O.? - Body odor! 387 00:29:17,649 --> 00:29:19,889 But now that can be eliminated, 388 00:29:20,109 --> 00:29:22,680 because there is such a thing as FRESH. 389 00:29:22,902 --> 00:29:26,316 That wonderful, soothing, luring deodorant. 390 00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:28,735 It keeps underarms dry. 391 00:29:29,031 --> 00:29:34,106 Remember, you're lovely to be near only when underarms stay dry. 392 00:29:34,326 --> 00:29:36,531 That's why lovely women use it. 393 00:29:36,744 --> 00:29:39,114 Remember: Keep fresh, 394 00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:42,531 be fresh, with FRESH deodorant. 395 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:46,906 Who is this young lady? I find her very odd. 396 00:29:47,126 --> 00:29:49,081 She is a brilliant advertising specialist. 397 00:29:49,294 --> 00:29:51,664 Really! She certainly has it on the brain. 398 00:29:53,463 --> 00:29:55,952 Do you usually go off the deep end this way? 399 00:29:56,173 --> 00:29:58,378 - You think I'm crazy? - I know so. 400 00:29:58,591 --> 00:30:02,207 I know Your Majesty is a wonderful actor who's played Hamlet. 401 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:04,750 I've dabbled in private theatricals. 402 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,712 I'd give anything to see your Hamlet. 403 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,636 Maybe you will one night. 404 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,389 Why not tonight? 405 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,426 OK, a private performance. 406 00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:14,136 To be or not to be... 407 00:30:14,727 --> 00:30:15,675 Now! 408 00:30:15,936 --> 00:30:17,559 - You mean here? - Why not? 409 00:30:17,812 --> 00:30:19,091 Oh no, no, no! 410 00:30:19,313 --> 00:30:20,510 I'll get everyone quiet. 411 00:30:24,650 --> 00:30:26,143 Ladies and gentlemen, 412 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,727 we are privileged to witness a great historic moment. 413 00:30:30,112 --> 00:30:31,770 His Majesty King Shahdov 414 00:30:31,987 --> 00:30:36,278 has graciously consented to give us Hamlet's To Be Or Not To Be. 415 00:30:46,414 --> 00:30:49,496 There are many ways of playing the soliloquy of Hamlet. 416 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:52,458 There's the pale, thoughtful, anemic Prince. 417 00:30:52,668 --> 00:30:56,000 There's the mad, bombastic one. Which do you prefer? 418 00:30:56,461 --> 00:30:57,788 Anything but anemic. 419 00:30:58,380 --> 00:30:59,410 Very well. 420 00:31:00,089 --> 00:31:01,250 "To be, or not to be: 421 00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:03,334 "That is the question. 422 00:31:03,549 --> 00:31:05,172 "Whether 'tis nobler to suffer 423 00:31:05,384 --> 00:31:07,589 "the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, 424 00:31:07,802 --> 00:31:09,793 "or to take arms against a sea of troubles, 425 00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:11,838 "and by opposing end them? 426 00:31:12,055 --> 00:31:15,007 "To die: To sleep, no more, 427 00:31:15,765 --> 00:31:17,506 "and by a sleep to say we end 428 00:31:17,725 --> 00:31:20,973 "the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, 429 00:31:21,811 --> 00:31:23,885 "'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. 430 00:31:24,104 --> 00:31:27,103 "To die, to sleep... 431 00:31:27,857 --> 00:31:29,480 "To sleep, 432 00:31:30,816 --> 00:31:32,273 "perchance to dream: 433 00:31:34,152 --> 00:31:35,728 "There's the rub. 434 00:31:36,946 --> 00:31:39,649 "For who would bear the whips and scorns of time? 435 00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:42,779 "The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, 436 00:31:42,991 --> 00:31:44,946 "the pangs of despised love, 437 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,534 "the law's delay. 438 00:31:46,744 --> 00:31:50,656 "The insolence of office, and the spurns that patient merit 439 00:31:50,871 --> 00:31:52,697 "of the unworthy takes, 440 00:31:52,914 --> 00:31:55,996 "when he himself might his quietus take 441 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,663 "with a bare bodkin? 442 00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:02,417 "Who would fardels bear, to sweat 443 00:32:02,628 --> 00:32:04,785 "and grunt under a weary life? 444 00:32:05,713 --> 00:32:08,961 "But that the dread 445 00:32:09,174 --> 00:32:11,461 "of something after death 446 00:32:12,551 --> 00:32:15,254 "that undiscovered country 447 00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:19,928 "from whose bourn no traveler returns 448 00:32:20,265 --> 00:32:21,971 "puzzles the will 449 00:32:22,724 --> 00:32:25,759 "and makes us rather bear those ills we have 450 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:29,842 "than fly to others that we know not of? 451 00:32:30,438 --> 00:32:32,227 "Thus conscience..." 452 00:32:35,774 --> 00:32:38,061 - I've forgotten. - Oh no! Please go on. 453 00:32:38,276 --> 00:32:39,769 No, no. I'm sorry. 454 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,655 You've just heard a recital of Hamlet 455 00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,607 by His Majesty King Shahdov. 456 00:32:49,866 --> 00:32:52,437 We now return to Ann Kay's Real Life Surprise Party 457 00:32:52,661 --> 00:32:54,367 after station identification. 458 00:32:54,578 --> 00:32:56,404 This is station KXPA. 459 00:32:57,163 --> 00:32:58,704 How can I thank you? 460 00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:00,989 What a privilege. What genius! 461 00:33:01,207 --> 00:33:04,739 - You liked it? - You have such power, such anger! 462 00:33:05,252 --> 00:33:07,658 What a success you'd be as an actor. 463 00:33:09,003 --> 00:33:12,121 But actors need more than genius to succeed. 464 00:33:12,464 --> 00:33:14,918 - They need good sound teeth. - Naturally. 465 00:33:15,133 --> 00:33:16,922 Have you the assurance to speak 466 00:33:17,134 --> 00:33:20,335 and face others without danger of being repellent? 467 00:33:20,594 --> 00:33:21,873 There you go again! 468 00:33:22,095 --> 00:33:25,379 How can an actor play opposite a lovely leading lady 469 00:33:25,598 --> 00:33:27,139 if he's uncertain? 470 00:33:27,558 --> 00:33:31,683 But with OXYTONE Toothpaste he has confidence and control, 471 00:33:31,893 --> 00:33:35,805 for OXYTONE Toothpaste is the breath of violets. 472 00:33:36,313 --> 00:33:39,929 OXYTONE will arrest decay, remove yellow film 473 00:33:40,357 --> 00:33:43,558 and restore teeth to a beautiful whiteness. 474 00:33:44,151 --> 00:33:45,395 You'll never regret, 475 00:33:45,610 --> 00:33:48,395 you'll never fret, if you use OXYTONE Toothpaste. 476 00:33:48,612 --> 00:33:50,935 You know, you're giving me a terrific complex. 477 00:33:51,156 --> 00:33:52,234 Really? 478 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:54,403 I thought you were crazy, but now I'm positive. 479 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,109 I thought you liked crazy people. 480 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:59,693 Yes, but how can you suddenly branch off into toothpaste? 481 00:33:59,911 --> 00:34:03,325 It must be an association of ideas. Tomorrow I go to my dentist. 482 00:34:03,538 --> 00:34:04,865 How boring. 483 00:34:05,331 --> 00:34:06,872 Most boring! 484 00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:08,956 You know, you really are funny. 485 00:34:09,167 --> 00:34:10,162 You think so? 486 00:34:10,501 --> 00:34:14,081 I must tell you some of my jokes. Naughty ones! 487 00:34:15,379 --> 00:34:17,915 Yes, can't we join in the conversation? 488 00:34:18,131 --> 00:34:20,620 Well, we were discussing dentists. 489 00:34:21,050 --> 00:34:24,713 I loathe when you're helpless, your mouth full of instruments, 490 00:34:24,927 --> 00:34:26,964 and they answer the telephone. 491 00:34:28,262 --> 00:34:31,380 - For example, do you mind? - Not at all. 492 00:34:31,598 --> 00:34:32,842 Just to illustrate. 493 00:34:33,057 --> 00:34:35,842 You see, will you open your mouth, please? 494 00:34:36,059 --> 00:34:37,338 When you're in this position, 495 00:34:37,977 --> 00:34:40,134 invariably the phone rings. 496 00:34:40,353 --> 00:34:43,767 He answers it. You can't move. He treats you like a drain pipe. 497 00:34:45,106 --> 00:34:47,642 For the last hour and a half you've been entertained by King Shahdov 498 00:34:47,858 --> 00:34:49,980 on Ann Kay's Real Life Surprise Party. 499 00:34:50,192 --> 00:34:52,018 This is Station KXPA. 500 00:35:10,497 --> 00:35:11,610 Still up? 501 00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:14,953 - I haven't slept a wink. - Indeed? 502 00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:19,407 Your Majesty! After your positive refusal to appear on television, 503 00:35:19,628 --> 00:35:21,002 to see you reciting Hamlet, 504 00:35:21,212 --> 00:35:23,748 putting knives and sugar tongs down that wretched woman's throat! 505 00:35:23,965 --> 00:35:25,126 Are you mad? 506 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:27,911 After what I saw, Your Majesty, perhaps I am. 507 00:35:28,134 --> 00:35:30,670 - You saw me on television? - It's all so insane. 508 00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:35,758 I'm an idiot! I thought something peculiar was going on! 509 00:35:36,014 --> 00:35:37,388 They must have had hidden cameras. 510 00:35:37,598 --> 00:35:39,091 - What do you mean? - I knew nothing about it. 511 00:35:39,307 --> 00:35:41,878 Outrageous. Sue them for damages! 512 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,474 Let's get out in the air. 513 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:44,882 It's rather late, Your Majesty. 514 00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:47,673 I can't sleep. We'll go to a nightclub. 515 00:35:52,273 --> 00:35:54,347 We should return to Europe. 516 00:35:54,567 --> 00:35:56,308 Don't be absurd. We need money. 517 00:35:56,693 --> 00:35:59,775 After what's happened, no businessman'll take you seriously. 518 00:35:59,987 --> 00:36:00,851 Why? 519 00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:04,153 Your Majesty! A King playing Hamlet on television! 520 00:36:04,365 --> 00:36:05,941 They'll question your sanity. 521 00:36:06,158 --> 00:36:10,235 I suppose chasing a golf ball just to put it in a hole is sane? 522 00:36:10,785 --> 00:36:12,278 I prefer Hamlet to golf. 523 00:36:12,495 --> 00:36:14,036 - We're ruined. - Nonsense. 524 00:36:15,997 --> 00:36:17,655 John, there he is! 525 00:36:17,999 --> 00:36:21,531 Your Majesty, may I congratulate you, Sir. 526 00:36:21,751 --> 00:36:23,623 My wife and I saw you on television 527 00:36:23,835 --> 00:36:27,119 and I just want to say you certainly are a man of talent, 528 00:36:27,338 --> 00:36:30,752 and may I say so, Sir, a true democrat. 529 00:36:30,965 --> 00:36:32,078 Thank you very much. 530 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,457 I'd like you to shake hands with my wife. 531 00:36:34,676 --> 00:36:37,082 Honey, this is His Majesty... 532 00:36:37,678 --> 00:36:39,883 pardon me, King, what is your last name? 533 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,671 That's it, King Shahdov! 534 00:36:42,889 --> 00:36:44,168 How do you do? 535 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:47,094 Could I have your autograph for my little boy? 536 00:36:47,309 --> 00:36:50,806 Yes, by all means. Have you a piece of paper? 537 00:36:51,019 --> 00:36:52,595 I only have a Kleenex. 538 00:36:52,812 --> 00:36:54,470 That'll do. A pen? 539 00:36:54,897 --> 00:36:56,176 No, I don't have a pen. 540 00:36:56,398 --> 00:36:59,562 How do you expect a man to write if you ain't got a pen? 541 00:37:02,736 --> 00:37:05,403 I sure hope it doesn't ruin your pen. 542 00:37:06,738 --> 00:37:08,978 Sir, can I have your autograph please? 543 00:37:15,451 --> 00:37:17,608 Will you let us have the details? 544 00:37:17,828 --> 00:37:20,033 - More mail, Sir. - Take them in the next room. 545 00:37:24,249 --> 00:37:26,785 That telephone's been ringing for a week now. 546 00:37:27,001 --> 00:37:28,280 We haven't had a moment's peace. 547 00:37:28,502 --> 00:37:30,125 We'll let you know in due course. 548 00:37:30,336 --> 00:37:34,627 Juniper Eyewash Company offering $5,000 to appear on their program. 549 00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:36,118 - Juniper what? - Eyewash. 550 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,248 Here's an offer from King's Lager Beer. 551 00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:41,251 The answer is no. King's Lager Beer! 552 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:46,842 Very well, I'll take it in the next room. 553 00:37:48,347 --> 00:37:49,260 Come in! 554 00:38:02,898 --> 00:38:04,604 Your Majesty, my name's Johnson. 555 00:38:04,817 --> 00:38:06,606 Advertising Rep for Crown Cheese. 556 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:11,108 For 2 words that won't take more than 40 seconds of your time, 557 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,521 Crown Cheese will give you $10,000 to appear on television. 558 00:38:14,739 --> 00:38:17,857 All you have to do is spread Crown Cheese on a piece of toast, 559 00:38:18,075 --> 00:38:22,023 take a bite, say "yum, yum" and $10,000 are yours. 560 00:38:25,204 --> 00:38:26,745 Show this gentleman to the door. 561 00:38:26,955 --> 00:38:29,622 Are you crazy? $10,000 for 2 words? 562 00:38:29,832 --> 00:38:33,874 You don't have to memorize them, they'll be on a blackboard! 563 00:38:34,293 --> 00:38:35,786 This way, Sir. 564 00:38:46,217 --> 00:38:49,050 It's that creature who was with you on television, Miss Ann Kay. 565 00:38:50,136 --> 00:38:52,625 - Have her come up. - Tell Miss Ann Kay to come up. 566 00:38:52,972 --> 00:38:56,054 The audacity of that woman to come here after what happened. 567 00:38:56,265 --> 00:38:59,264 Your Majesty, it's a changing world, different values. 568 00:38:59,518 --> 00:39:00,548 So it seems. 569 00:39:06,772 --> 00:39:10,104 "Yum, yum!" That's worth $10,000? 570 00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:26,114 - Good morning. - Well! Come in. 571 00:39:33,164 --> 00:39:34,905 Congratulations Your Majesty. 572 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,078 You've electrified the whole country. 573 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:40,076 Thanks to your peculiar ideas of hospitality. 574 00:39:41,002 --> 00:39:42,910 They're not mine, Your Majesty. 575 00:39:43,128 --> 00:39:44,241 What do you want? 576 00:39:45,087 --> 00:39:47,410 Mrs Cromwell asked me to deliver this. 577 00:39:50,925 --> 00:39:54,007 I believe there's a check inside for $20,000. 578 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:01,463 Quite so. This will save me the trouble of returning it to her. 579 00:40:02,015 --> 00:40:03,389 I'm sorry you're angry. 580 00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:06,719 I'm sure my anger means nothing to you, Miss Kay. 581 00:40:06,935 --> 00:40:08,807 Neither does my contempt. 582 00:40:10,604 --> 00:40:11,599 Good morning. 583 00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:25,478 That was a quick interview. 584 00:40:26,615 --> 00:40:29,069 Jaume, put this in the wastepaper basket. 585 00:40:29,950 --> 00:40:33,151 At 12 o'clock you are to visit a progressive boys' school. 586 00:40:33,994 --> 00:40:36,697 I think it good policy after that awful television business. 587 00:40:37,246 --> 00:40:39,154 Have you heard from the Atomic Commission? 588 00:40:39,372 --> 00:40:41,695 Not a word. I've telephoned them every day 589 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,203 for a week now, but can't get through. 590 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:47,416 If we don't hear from them, some of these offers may be worthwhile. 591 00:40:47,752 --> 00:40:49,293 We haven't come to that yet. 592 00:40:50,004 --> 00:40:52,540 Do you realize you've torn up a check for $20,000? 593 00:40:52,756 --> 00:40:54,793 Yes, from that Cromwell woman. 594 00:40:55,007 --> 00:40:56,204 Good. 595 00:40:58,676 --> 00:41:00,833 By the bye, what is our bank balance? 596 00:41:02,095 --> 00:41:04,382 912 dollars, to be exact. 597 00:41:04,597 --> 00:41:08,129 What? Get some sticking plaster! Thank Mrs Cromwell for the check! 598 00:41:08,349 --> 00:41:09,723 Surely you're not accepting it? 599 00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,557 A bird in the hand, my dear fellow. 600 00:41:11,768 --> 00:41:13,759 But Your Majesty's honor, your pride? 601 00:41:13,977 --> 00:41:16,513 Pride? A King has no false pride. Call her up! 602 00:41:16,771 --> 00:41:20,434 It's 11:20, if you're going to the school you'd better dress. 603 00:41:20,690 --> 00:41:22,396 Call up Mrs Cromwell. 604 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:23,848 Here he is now! 605 00:41:25,735 --> 00:41:27,358 Your Majesty! Just a moment! 606 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:31,731 Welcome, Your Majesty! 607 00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:35,231 How do you do? This is my Ambassador. 608 00:41:37,867 --> 00:41:38,780 Well, young man? 609 00:41:39,535 --> 00:41:41,905 Your Majesty, we're not officially open yet 610 00:41:42,121 --> 00:41:45,986 but I thought you'd like to see the exhibit, then review the children. 611 00:41:46,206 --> 00:41:47,119 I see. 612 00:41:47,499 --> 00:41:48,660 Your Majesty. 613 00:41:49,584 --> 00:41:51,741 I do hope you don't mind these press photographers. 614 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,627 One of the curses of the 20th century, I'm afraid. 615 00:41:59,465 --> 00:42:01,123 I'm sorry gentlemen, that will have to be all. 616 00:42:01,341 --> 00:42:03,877 I'm very sorry, that is the last now. 617 00:42:09,346 --> 00:42:11,551 I hope you don't mind the press photographers. 618 00:42:11,764 --> 00:42:14,431 After all, a Royal TV star is quite an attraction. 619 00:42:15,975 --> 00:42:18,974 May I explain to Your Majesty what we're trying to do? 620 00:42:19,227 --> 00:42:22,309 A progressive school strives to develop a child's individuality, 621 00:42:22,521 --> 00:42:25,769 to give him full rein to express his feelings and desires 622 00:42:26,357 --> 00:42:29,392 on the theory that individuality and genius are cognate. 623 00:42:30,067 --> 00:42:30,980 Interesting. 624 00:42:31,193 --> 00:42:33,943 We encourage these little people to run their own affairs. 625 00:42:34,153 --> 00:42:38,195 Some prefer the fine arts, others the occupational crafts. 626 00:42:38,948 --> 00:42:42,646 This young man wishes to present you with a sample of his art. 627 00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:45,941 Well! Very kind of you. 628 00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:49,532 Pardon me! 629 00:42:49,997 --> 00:42:51,490 Go to your room at once. 630 00:42:57,584 --> 00:43:00,452 We believe the seeds of genius are in all children. 631 00:43:00,670 --> 00:43:04,712 We strive to develop their instincts, encourage their impulses. 632 00:43:07,883 --> 00:43:10,337 Here is an ambitious young sculptor. 633 00:43:11,010 --> 00:43:13,380 - What's that you're making? - Fig leaf. 634 00:43:13,595 --> 00:43:14,673 Interesting. 635 00:43:14,887 --> 00:43:17,174 Nothing interesting about a fig leaf. 636 00:43:18,181 --> 00:43:21,180 Open, frank, uninhibited. That's what we encourage. 637 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:25,049 Telephone message for Mr Jaume. 638 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,675 - Did they give any name? - Miss Ann Kay. 639 00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:29,804 Might be about that check, you'd better go see. 640 00:43:30,022 --> 00:43:32,179 - Where is the telephone? - This way, please. 641 00:43:32,398 --> 00:43:34,638 Show His Excellency to my office. 642 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:39,859 This way, Your Majesty. 643 00:43:41,905 --> 00:43:43,942 And here is our bakery. 644 00:43:46,867 --> 00:43:48,194 Excuse me, Your Majesty. 645 00:44:28,976 --> 00:44:32,390 And this young man specializes in Viennese pastries. 646 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:35,390 This is some of our little friend's handicraft. 647 00:44:35,730 --> 00:44:39,062 These are exactly the same as the ones he's been making. 648 00:44:39,524 --> 00:44:41,930 - Would you like to taste one? - Oh no, thank you. 649 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:49,190 And here, Your Majesty, we have an infant phenomenon. 650 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:51,939 A remarkable child of ten. 651 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:56,192 He's quite a historian, editor of our school magazine. 652 00:44:57,535 --> 00:44:58,862 Very interesting. 653 00:44:59,287 --> 00:45:02,072 This, Your Majesty, is Rupert, our young editor. 654 00:45:02,289 --> 00:45:03,830 How do you do, Rupert? 655 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:04,953 Sit down. 656 00:45:05,666 --> 00:45:08,499 - What's that you're reading? - Karl Marx. 657 00:45:09,126 --> 00:45:10,405 Surely you're not a communist? 658 00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:13,747 Do I have to be a communist to read Karl Marx? 659 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,413 That's a valid answer. 660 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:20,047 Well, if you're not a communist, what are you? 661 00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:22,163 - Nothing. - Nothing? 662 00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:24,426 I dislike all forms of government. 663 00:45:25,053 --> 00:45:26,546 But somebody must rule! 664 00:45:27,263 --> 00:45:28,921 And I don't like the word "rule". 665 00:45:29,598 --> 00:45:32,633 Well, if we don't like the word "rule", let's call it "leadership". 666 00:45:33,142 --> 00:45:35,429 Leadership in government is political power 667 00:45:35,643 --> 00:45:39,092 and political power is an official form of antagonizing the people. 668 00:45:40,229 --> 00:45:42,137 What magazine did you say he edits? 669 00:45:42,355 --> 00:45:45,022 A commentary on current events. 670 00:45:45,316 --> 00:45:46,809 Pardon me, Your Majesty. 671 00:45:47,025 --> 00:45:50,806 But my dear young man, politics are necessary. 672 00:45:51,028 --> 00:45:53,599 Politics are rules imposed upon the people. 673 00:45:53,822 --> 00:45:56,109 But in this country rules are not imposed, 674 00:45:56,323 --> 00:45:58,029 they are the wish of all free citizens. 675 00:45:58,241 --> 00:46:00,446 Travel around a bit, then you'll see how free they are. 676 00:46:00,659 --> 00:46:02,068 You didn't let me finish. 677 00:46:02,285 --> 00:46:04,240 They have every man in a straightjacket 678 00:46:04,453 --> 00:46:06,823 and without a passport he can't move a toe. 679 00:46:07,830 --> 00:46:11,907 In a free world they violate the natural rights of every citizen. 680 00:46:12,834 --> 00:46:15,405 They have become the weapons of political despots. 681 00:46:15,627 --> 00:46:19,159 If you don't think as they think you're deprived of your passport. 682 00:46:20,130 --> 00:46:22,287 To leave a country is like breaking out of jail. 683 00:46:22,506 --> 00:46:25,588 And to enter a country is like going through the eye of a needle. 684 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,961 Am I free to travel? 685 00:46:27,177 --> 00:46:28,421 Of course you're free to travel. 686 00:46:28,637 --> 00:46:30,592 - Only with a passport! - May I say something? 687 00:46:30,804 --> 00:46:33,009 Only with a passport! 688 00:46:33,222 --> 00:46:34,715 Do animals need passports? 689 00:46:35,974 --> 00:46:37,004 Have you finished? 690 00:46:37,225 --> 00:46:40,058 It's incongruous that in this atomic age of speed 691 00:46:40,268 --> 00:46:42,638 we are shut in and shut out by passports. 692 00:46:42,853 --> 00:46:44,429 If you'll shut up and let somebody else talk! 693 00:46:44,646 --> 00:46:47,052 - And free speech, does that exist? - No, you've got it all. 694 00:46:47,273 --> 00:46:48,600 And free enterprise? 695 00:46:48,815 --> 00:46:50,142 We were talking of passports. 696 00:46:50,358 --> 00:46:52,515 Today it's all monopoly. 697 00:46:52,734 --> 00:46:54,013 All right, now will you... 698 00:46:54,527 --> 00:46:57,609 Can I go into the automobile business and compete? 699 00:46:57,821 --> 00:46:58,934 If I can get in a word! 700 00:46:59,156 --> 00:47:02,653 Not a chance! Can I go into the grocery business and compete? 701 00:47:02,866 --> 00:47:04,607 - Will you shut up? - Not a chance! 702 00:47:05,201 --> 00:47:07,820 Monopoly is the menace of free enterprise. 703 00:47:08,037 --> 00:47:10,242 As I look back 60 years ago... 704 00:47:10,455 --> 00:47:11,864 Where were you 60 years ago? 705 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,995 He was a glint in his great grandfather's eye! 706 00:47:15,790 --> 00:47:17,864 Very well, now. Have you finished? 707 00:47:18,084 --> 00:47:20,075 Now let me say something. 708 00:47:20,294 --> 00:47:23,542 Let me tell you how wrong you are. In the first place... 709 00:47:27,006 --> 00:47:28,084 In the first place... 710 00:47:29,508 --> 00:47:31,297 I've forgotten what I wanted to say. 711 00:47:31,801 --> 00:47:33,875 And the atomic bomb! 712 00:47:34,094 --> 00:47:37,840 It's a crime that when the world cries for atomic energy 713 00:47:38,305 --> 00:47:39,679 you want to make atomic bombs. 714 00:47:39,889 --> 00:47:40,837 Me? 715 00:47:41,474 --> 00:47:43,097 I'm against atomic bombs! 716 00:47:43,309 --> 00:47:46,177 You want to wipe out civilization, destroy all life 717 00:47:46,394 --> 00:47:47,424 on this planet! 718 00:47:47,644 --> 00:47:50,394 You still think you're living in the 19th century! 719 00:47:51,522 --> 00:47:54,640 I lost my throne because I didn't want atomic bombs! 720 00:47:55,149 --> 00:47:57,982 You and your kind think atomic bombs can solve your problems. 721 00:47:58,193 --> 00:47:59,306 Listen, you little rat! 722 00:47:59,527 --> 00:48:01,353 Today man has too much power. 723 00:48:01,570 --> 00:48:05,233 The Roman Empire collapsed with the assassination of Cesar - why? 724 00:48:05,448 --> 00:48:07,274 Because of too much power. 725 00:48:07,491 --> 00:48:10,775 Feudalism blew up with the French revolution - why? 726 00:48:10,992 --> 00:48:12,449 Because of too much power. 727 00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:15,612 And today the whole world will blow up - why? 728 00:48:15,829 --> 00:48:17,618 Because of too much power. 729 00:48:18,414 --> 00:48:19,741 The monopoly of power 730 00:48:19,956 --> 00:48:21,993 is a menace to freedom. 731 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:25,997 It degrades and victimizes every individual. 732 00:48:26,210 --> 00:48:28,580 And where is the individual? 733 00:48:28,795 --> 00:48:30,204 I don't know. 734 00:48:30,630 --> 00:48:34,411 Lost in terror because he is made to hate instead of love. 735 00:48:35,383 --> 00:48:39,674 If civilization is to survive we must combat power 736 00:48:39,886 --> 00:48:43,751 until the dignity and peace of man are restored. 737 00:48:45,222 --> 00:48:46,798 What's the meaning of this? 738 00:48:54,437 --> 00:48:56,060 - Any news? - No, Sir. 739 00:48:57,105 --> 00:48:59,179 Nothing from the Atomic Commission? 740 00:48:59,399 --> 00:49:03,062 Not a word. I wrote them again last week but have had no reply. 741 00:49:03,359 --> 00:49:04,354 Strange. 742 00:49:04,735 --> 00:49:07,402 No news. No social invitations. 743 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,978 - I believe it's a boycott. - Why? 744 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,234 It could be something you said. 745 00:49:12,448 --> 00:49:16,194 Your interview with the press was rather political. 746 00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:19,026 You mentioned your atomic plans 747 00:49:19,244 --> 00:49:21,698 would revolutionize modern life and bring about a utopia. 748 00:49:21,912 --> 00:49:23,025 What's wrong with that? 749 00:49:23,247 --> 00:49:25,914 Well, at the moment, everyone's in such a state of hysteria 750 00:49:26,123 --> 00:49:28,328 that such talk as utopia terrifies them. 751 00:49:28,541 --> 00:49:29,868 I never heard such nonsense. 752 00:49:33,044 --> 00:49:34,205 What's that? 753 00:49:36,672 --> 00:49:39,161 Might be news from the Atomic Commission! 754 00:49:39,382 --> 00:49:43,247 No, it's the hotel bill. I know the envelope, they've sent it 5 times. 755 00:49:43,552 --> 00:49:44,749 How much do we owe them? 756 00:49:44,968 --> 00:49:46,342 $11,000. 757 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:47,917 Isn't that exorbitant? 758 00:49:48,137 --> 00:49:49,594 Well, we've been here 6 weeks. 759 00:49:49,806 --> 00:49:52,260 It also includes $3,000 you've had in cash. 760 00:49:52,473 --> 00:49:53,717 How much have we left? 761 00:49:54,183 --> 00:49:55,557 Not a penny, Sir. 762 00:49:56,226 --> 00:49:58,300 Too bad we didn't accept those TV offers. 763 00:49:58,519 --> 00:49:59,893 I think we should move to a cheaper hotel. 764 00:50:00,103 --> 00:50:01,761 No, it's quite comfortable here. 765 00:50:01,979 --> 00:50:04,184 But the atmosphere's becoming frigid. 766 00:50:04,397 --> 00:50:06,020 Even the waiters are getting rude. 767 00:50:06,233 --> 00:50:07,726 I've been trying to get one for 10 minutes. 768 00:50:13,612 --> 00:50:15,153 Would you like some lunch, Sir? 769 00:50:15,363 --> 00:50:18,148 Something simple. Caviar, toast and onions. 770 00:50:18,365 --> 00:50:19,360 Caviar? 771 00:50:19,574 --> 00:50:23,272 Yes, a large tin of it, and chop the onions very fine. 772 00:50:23,493 --> 00:50:25,069 Same for you, Jaume? 773 00:50:25,411 --> 00:50:28,860 Thank you, Your Majesty, I'll take a ham sandwich and a beer. 774 00:50:30,123 --> 00:50:32,328 And some vodka, on ice! 775 00:50:35,084 --> 00:50:36,281 Your Majesty! 776 00:50:38,002 --> 00:50:39,543 What's the meaning of this? 777 00:50:40,129 --> 00:50:41,159 Pardon me, Sir. 778 00:50:41,379 --> 00:50:43,168 Your Majesty, I've just got to talk to you. 779 00:50:43,381 --> 00:50:46,795 Please, listen first and if you don't like it, throw me out. 780 00:50:51,678 --> 00:50:53,752 Your Majesty, I never take no for an answer. 781 00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:58,428 I have a check for $50,000 from the Royal Crown Whiskey Co. 782 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,343 I know you don't need the dough... 783 00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,137 Be seated, Miss Kay. 784 00:51:07,104 --> 00:51:08,217 Thank you, Sir. 785 00:51:14,484 --> 00:51:15,597 Thank you, Sir. 786 00:51:16,819 --> 00:51:18,525 Your Majesty, here's the proposition. 787 00:51:18,736 --> 00:51:21,439 You're on television, seated in a beautiful baronial hall. 788 00:51:21,655 --> 00:51:24,440 A butler pours you a glass of Royal Crown Whiskey, 789 00:51:24,657 --> 00:51:27,609 and with your natural majestic charm you say a few words and drink. 790 00:51:27,826 --> 00:51:29,615 I'm to advertise whiskey? 791 00:51:30,244 --> 00:51:33,362 I know it's beneath your dignity, but there's $50,000 in there. 792 00:51:33,579 --> 00:51:35,202 If you don't want the money you can give it to charity. 793 00:51:35,705 --> 00:51:37,945 That's a peach of an idea, that charity angle! 794 00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:40,074 We'll advertise it in all the papers. 795 00:51:40,292 --> 00:51:44,667 I don't think it becomes His Majesty to advertise his charitable donations. 796 00:51:44,878 --> 00:51:46,869 Personally I think it's most distasteful. 797 00:51:47,087 --> 00:51:48,828 OK King, you're the doctor! 798 00:51:49,172 --> 00:51:51,163 About the payment, when do we... 799 00:51:51,382 --> 00:51:53,587 On signing the contract. 800 00:51:53,842 --> 00:51:55,548 Jaume, attend to that matter at once. 801 00:51:56,302 --> 00:51:58,174 Then it's a deal? Great! 802 00:51:58,386 --> 00:51:59,879 Take him to the studios, get him mugged. 803 00:52:00,096 --> 00:52:01,719 We want pictures. Lots of dignity. 804 00:52:01,930 --> 00:52:04,170 Say, you haven't got your crown with you? 805 00:52:04,390 --> 00:52:06,879 Under no circumstances will I wear my crown. 806 00:52:07,101 --> 00:52:08,869 OK King, you're the doctor! 807 00:52:16,001 --> 00:52:17,456 Herbert, a little to the right. 808 00:52:20,332 --> 00:52:24,537 May I suggest holding your glass to one side? It's hiding your face. 809 00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:27,331 There's a shadow. 810 00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:32,655 Now one without the glass. 811 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:36,408 Herbert, bring up a dozen colored plates. 812 00:52:53,624 --> 00:52:55,494 You're really photogenic. 813 00:52:56,081 --> 00:52:57,702 You still want to beguile me? 814 00:52:57,915 --> 00:52:59,075 But I mean it. 815 00:52:59,499 --> 00:53:00,528 You fooled me once. 816 00:53:00,998 --> 00:53:02,952 And you've never forgiven me? 817 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:07,244 You're nothing but a delusion and a snare. 818 00:53:08,373 --> 00:53:09,781 I'm not really. 819 00:53:12,373 --> 00:53:13,699 This is my revenge! 820 00:53:17,623 --> 00:53:20,406 Do you want the large... Oh, excuse me! 821 00:53:21,622 --> 00:53:23,196 Yes, Herbert, what is it? 822 00:53:24,330 --> 00:53:27,113 Do you want the large colored plates or the three-quarters? 823 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,609 The large ones. 824 00:53:29,830 --> 00:53:33,739 No, you'd better stay here! Go ahead, get the large size. 825 00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:37,442 He's gone? 826 00:53:43,331 --> 00:53:46,281 I want you to look handsome, honey. Good luck. 827 00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:52,775 He's ready! 828 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,031 All right, let's have one more rehearsal. 829 00:53:59,413 --> 00:54:02,078 Now remember King, give it that majestic stuff. 830 00:54:02,289 --> 00:54:04,195 - You ready, butler? - Go ahead! 831 00:54:05,579 --> 00:54:07,403 Your Royal Crown Whiskey, Sir. 832 00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:10,320 Thank you, Melrose. Royal Crown Whiskey I always enjoy. 833 00:54:10,537 --> 00:54:13,818 I know it, Sir. Your Gracious Majesty is never without it. 834 00:54:14,163 --> 00:54:17,029 - I don't like that last line. - Right, it might get a laugh. 835 00:54:17,246 --> 00:54:18,358 Cut that last line. 836 00:54:18,579 --> 00:54:19,739 From your line please, King. 837 00:54:20,454 --> 00:54:23,735 Thank you, Melrose. Royal Crown Whiskey I always enjoy. 838 00:54:23,954 --> 00:54:25,659 I know it, Sir. 839 00:54:28,579 --> 00:54:29,821 That too can get a laugh. 840 00:54:30,036 --> 00:54:33,614 Don't emphasize it, say it lightly: "I know it, Sir". 841 00:54:34,870 --> 00:54:38,399 Thank you, Melrose. Royal Crown Whiskey I always enjoy. 842 00:54:39,037 --> 00:54:40,410 I know it, Sir. 843 00:54:43,078 --> 00:54:45,743 Cut it out entirely. Just nod. 844 00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:52,242 Your health, Melrose! 845 00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,614 What a flavor! So strong, yet so mild. 846 00:55:00,828 --> 00:55:04,026 So caressing as it slips down the throat. 847 00:55:04,244 --> 00:55:10,239 Then comes that warm afterglow that energizes and exudes goodwill. 848 00:55:10,452 --> 00:55:14,314 That's why I like Royal Crown Whiskey. 849 00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:16,117 - How's that? - Great. 850 00:55:17,203 --> 00:55:19,772 Give me the real whiskey. Now quiet, everybody. 851 00:55:19,994 --> 00:55:21,651 Wait for the red light, King! 852 00:55:30,743 --> 00:55:32,981 Your Royal Crown Whiskey, Sir. 853 00:55:33,285 --> 00:55:37,029 Thank you, Melrose. Royal Crown Whiskey I always enjoy. 854 00:55:40,118 --> 00:55:42,190 - Your health, Melrose. - Thank you, Sir. 855 00:55:49,451 --> 00:55:50,693 Say, what the...? 856 00:55:51,367 --> 00:55:53,605 Cut it! Kill it! Cut it! 857 00:55:55,576 --> 00:55:57,364 Went down the wrong hole! 858 00:56:00,284 --> 00:56:02,190 What a fiasco! 859 00:56:04,075 --> 00:56:06,361 - What started the coughing? - The whiskey. 860 00:56:06,658 --> 00:56:08,979 Never tasted such beastly stuff in my life. 861 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,734 In a civilized country we drink wine. 862 00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:13,941 And that abusive Johnson man! 863 00:56:14,158 --> 00:56:16,989 While I'm choking to death, threatens to sue me! 864 00:56:17,282 --> 00:56:20,611 Oh well, there's one consolation. We've got their $50,000. 865 00:56:20,867 --> 00:56:22,406 You've cashed the check, I hope? 866 00:56:26,532 --> 00:56:29,279 - It's the Kay woman again. - Have her come up. 867 00:56:29,492 --> 00:56:31,612 Will you send Miss Kay up, please? 868 00:56:31,908 --> 00:56:33,814 Wonder what she wants? The money back, I suppose. 869 00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:36,188 Oh no, this girl's rather decent. 870 00:56:36,407 --> 00:56:37,898 They're all decent until money's involved. 871 00:56:38,116 --> 00:56:39,571 Not in this case. 872 00:56:40,074 --> 00:56:41,980 This girl's trying to help. 873 00:56:42,199 --> 00:56:43,904 What's her interest in you? 874 00:56:44,699 --> 00:56:46,320 I'd rather not discuss it. 875 00:56:46,866 --> 00:56:50,147 You might be shocked, or agreeably surprised. 876 00:56:55,574 --> 00:56:57,148 We're in! 877 00:56:57,365 --> 00:56:58,820 We got 'em rolling! 878 00:56:59,032 --> 00:57:01,435 Shell Oil, Imperial Tobacco, Lipton's Tea! 879 00:57:01,657 --> 00:57:03,611 They're all hot. You can write your own ticket! 880 00:57:03,824 --> 00:57:05,279 I don't understand. 881 00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:08,937 Neither does anyone, but it's a smash hit! 882 00:57:09,156 --> 00:57:10,482 Everyone's talking about it. 883 00:57:10,698 --> 00:57:11,810 Talking about what? 884 00:57:12,031 --> 00:57:14,943 The broadcast! It's the biggest laugh on television. 885 00:57:15,157 --> 00:57:16,778 They all figured it was deliberate. 886 00:57:16,989 --> 00:57:19,654 The sponsor thinks it's the most original idea he's ever had. 887 00:57:19,989 --> 00:57:22,024 They're going to give it another nationwide hook-up! 888 00:57:22,657 --> 00:57:23,651 Hiccup? 889 00:57:24,115 --> 00:57:27,231 That means you can get another $20,000 extra! 890 00:57:27,698 --> 00:57:30,694 It's all very bewildering. I don't understand it. 891 00:57:51,197 --> 00:57:52,309 What's wrong? 892 00:57:52,530 --> 00:57:55,977 If you're to advertise hormones, you have to look young. 893 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,234 I think we'd better advertise something else. 894 00:57:58,446 --> 00:58:02,059 Of course not, this is a very important contract. Smile. 895 00:58:03,863 --> 00:58:04,857 No, don't do that. 896 00:58:06,030 --> 00:58:07,190 The chin up. 897 00:58:08,029 --> 00:58:10,267 I know. All this flabby business here. 898 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:15,438 What plastic surgery could do for you! 899 00:58:16,946 --> 00:58:19,978 All that flabby business could be eliminated. 900 00:58:20,196 --> 00:58:22,517 - Including the wattles. - Wattles? 901 00:58:22,821 --> 00:58:24,063 The baggy... 902 00:58:25,654 --> 00:58:27,109 Under the eyes. 903 00:58:28,446 --> 00:58:30,067 You just don't like me, do you? 904 00:58:30,279 --> 00:58:34,317 Nonsense! A little lift here and there and you'd look quite young. 905 00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:35,974 For instance, 906 00:58:36,237 --> 00:58:39,020 all this can be pulled back and eliminated. 907 00:58:39,654 --> 00:58:40,648 Same with the nose. 908 00:58:41,570 --> 00:58:43,725 I don't think I want my nose eliminated. 909 00:58:43,945 --> 00:58:46,266 No silly, but it could be improved. 910 00:58:46,821 --> 00:58:48,395 It should be raised a little. 911 00:58:48,611 --> 00:58:49,723 My nose? 912 00:58:49,945 --> 00:58:52,811 You'd be surprised the youthful effect it'll give you. 913 00:58:53,403 --> 00:58:54,729 Go like this. 914 00:58:57,569 --> 00:58:59,024 Don't be silly! 915 00:58:59,653 --> 00:59:01,061 Don't be shy! 916 00:59:04,903 --> 00:59:08,267 Pull it back. All back, tight! 917 00:59:09,361 --> 00:59:10,900 How young you look! 918 00:59:11,110 --> 00:59:13,064 Yes, but I'm strangling to death. 919 00:59:13,278 --> 00:59:15,017 But what a difference! 920 00:59:15,777 --> 00:59:17,683 Of course it accentuates the small chin, 921 00:59:17,902 --> 00:59:20,305 but that can be built up with paraffin. 922 00:59:20,527 --> 00:59:21,473 How horrible. 923 00:59:21,818 --> 00:59:23,309 If you don't like paraffin, 924 00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:26,358 you can have skin grafted from another part of your body. 925 00:59:26,568 --> 00:59:28,273 Don't let's go into that. 926 00:59:29,568 --> 00:59:32,647 But you've got to look attractive for television. 927 00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:34,565 So you don't think I'm attractive? 928 00:59:34,776 --> 00:59:35,805 I think you're beautiful. 929 00:59:36,694 --> 00:59:37,936 Now to business. 930 00:59:38,152 --> 00:59:40,224 Now let's have a real big smile. 931 00:59:41,693 --> 00:59:43,563 No, no. That's too much. 932 00:59:43,776 --> 00:59:45,350 Show's the receding gums. 933 00:59:45,944 --> 00:59:47,399 But that too can be fixed. 934 00:59:47,610 --> 00:59:49,480 From another part of my body, I suppose. 935 00:59:49,694 --> 00:59:51,399 Well, you'd be surprised. 936 00:59:52,277 --> 00:59:53,768 I'd rather not think about it. 937 00:59:54,942 --> 00:59:56,647 Gee, I've got an idea. 938 00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:59,477 The before and after effect of taking hormones. 939 00:59:59,692 --> 01:00:01,812 We'll take a picture now with everything sagging, 940 01:00:02,068 --> 01:00:04,685 and then another one when you've had your face lifted. 941 01:00:04,901 --> 01:00:08,430 I promise you I can get you another $100,000 extra. 942 01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:10,219 I'll have to think it over. 943 01:00:16,692 --> 01:00:18,313 No, Sir. Not a stitch showing. 944 01:00:18,526 --> 01:00:20,017 Good! Just like a barber's shop. 945 01:00:20,234 --> 01:00:21,607 Now can I take a look? 946 01:00:21,859 --> 01:00:24,809 Today you can present yourself to everybody. 947 01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:28,226 Good heavens! What's that? 948 01:00:28,441 --> 01:00:31,058 It's a shock at first, but you'll get used to it. 949 01:00:31,691 --> 01:00:32,886 Not that face, never! 950 01:00:33,274 --> 01:00:34,600 You don't like it? 951 01:00:35,317 --> 01:00:36,690 What have you done to my nose? 952 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:39,352 It's all there, Sir. We've just raised it slightly. 953 01:00:39,567 --> 01:00:42,184 - But the lip? - I think it's cute. 954 01:00:43,150 --> 01:00:44,345 You like it? 955 01:00:44,565 --> 01:00:46,020 You look 20 years younger. 956 01:00:46,692 --> 01:00:49,392 For a while you must be careful not to stretch anything. 957 01:00:49,899 --> 01:00:51,011 There's no fear of that. 958 01:00:51,232 --> 01:00:53,518 At least until everything's healed. 959 01:00:54,315 --> 01:00:57,513 - But the profile! - It's very collegiate. 960 01:01:16,856 --> 01:01:17,720 Who is it? 961 01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:19,395 It's me, Ann. 962 01:01:24,482 --> 01:01:26,352 - Heavens alive! - What is it? 963 01:01:27,357 --> 01:01:28,896 Your face! What have they done to it? 964 01:01:29,107 --> 01:01:30,053 You don't like it? 965 01:01:30,273 --> 01:01:32,393 The lip! They've shortened it too much. 966 01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:34,097 This is a fine time to tell me. 967 01:01:34,315 --> 01:01:36,932 But you can't appear on television like that! 968 01:01:37,481 --> 01:01:40,228 I knew it! They've taken off too much of my lip. 969 01:01:40,438 --> 01:01:42,676 Don't get excited. They can put back your lip. 970 01:01:42,897 --> 01:01:44,685 From another part of my body, I suppose? 971 01:01:44,898 --> 01:01:47,350 No, it can be lowered by letting a pleat out. 972 01:01:47,564 --> 01:01:48,890 Do you think my face is a skirt? 973 01:01:50,855 --> 01:01:51,599 Smile. 974 01:01:56,647 --> 01:01:57,842 That isn't smiling. 975 01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,386 I have to be careful not to stretch anything. 976 01:02:01,022 --> 01:02:02,679 You don't have to be that careful. 977 01:02:03,230 --> 01:02:05,468 Yes I do. It's all tucked up behind the ears. 978 01:02:06,272 --> 01:02:08,759 That shouldn't bother you. Laugh! 979 01:02:13,814 --> 01:02:16,182 My dear, that isn't laughing. Laugh naturally. 980 01:02:16,771 --> 01:02:18,144 I'm laughing naturally. 981 01:02:21,605 --> 01:02:23,843 But that isn't natural, what you're doing. 982 01:02:24,521 --> 01:02:25,847 Now you're making me self-conscious. 983 01:02:26,937 --> 01:02:28,761 Laugh freely. Don't be afraid. 984 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:30,721 I'm not afraid. 985 01:02:32,354 --> 01:02:34,509 Besides there's very little to laugh at. 986 01:02:35,354 --> 01:02:37,308 In fact, there's nothing to laugh at. 987 01:02:46,562 --> 01:02:48,432 Good evening, Miss Kay. 988 01:02:52,895 --> 01:02:54,469 The man's a complete ass. 989 01:02:54,687 --> 01:02:56,095 Frankly, I'm beginning to like it. 990 01:02:56,311 --> 01:02:58,845 Sorry, Sir. It was the first shock at seeing you. 991 01:02:59,062 --> 01:03:00,339 Evidently you don't like it. 992 01:03:00,561 --> 01:03:02,633 - I suppose I'll get used to it. - Well, I won't. 993 01:03:03,144 --> 01:03:04,339 It's all very depressing. 994 01:03:04,561 --> 01:03:08,055 Don't be depressed. We'll go out tonight, that'll cheer you up. 995 01:03:08,270 --> 01:03:09,465 Nothing will cheer me up. 996 01:03:10,311 --> 01:03:13,556 Now that it's ended 997 01:03:13,770 --> 01:03:17,548 The romance is over 998 01:03:18,894 --> 01:03:22,472 The passion is gone 999 01:03:23,186 --> 01:03:25,554 Like the wind 1000 01:03:25,769 --> 01:03:27,804 And the rain 1001 01:03:29,310 --> 01:03:31,678 Gone are the joys 1002 01:03:31,894 --> 01:03:35,056 Of our madness 1003 01:03:38,018 --> 01:03:40,884 But the sadness 1004 01:03:42,768 --> 01:03:45,171 Goes on and on 1005 01:04:10,309 --> 01:04:16,090 Like an old-fashioned song 1006 01:04:18,225 --> 01:04:21,838 When I dream... 1007 01:04:23,058 --> 01:04:24,763 My lips won't meet. 1008 01:04:24,976 --> 01:04:27,011 I can't even drink through a straw. 1009 01:04:27,933 --> 01:04:29,923 Don't worry, you'll get used to it. 1010 01:04:30,142 --> 01:04:33,471 I can't pronounce my P's or my M's. 1011 01:04:34,807 --> 01:04:36,049 It's terrible. 1012 01:04:38,475 --> 01:04:39,883 I'm so depressed. 1013 01:04:40,391 --> 01:04:42,677 Stop thinking about yourself! 1014 01:04:42,891 --> 01:04:45,757 There are two comedians on next. They're very funny. 1015 01:04:46,433 --> 01:04:48,221 I'm in no mood for anything funny. 1016 01:04:48,599 --> 01:04:50,754 A laugh will do you good. 1017 01:04:51,433 --> 01:04:54,345 The doctor said I'm not to laugh. I might split something. 1018 01:07:23,011 --> 01:07:24,005 What's wrong? 1019 01:07:24,719 --> 01:07:25,914 I've come undone! 1020 01:07:26,552 --> 01:07:28,587 - What? - It's all slipped. 1021 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:31,166 - Let me have a look! - No, no. Never! 1022 01:07:39,635 --> 01:07:41,423 No, Sir. Not a scar. 1023 01:07:41,635 --> 01:07:44,418 Good. It's all my own original face. 1024 01:07:44,636 --> 01:07:45,962 Every bit of it, Sir. 1025 01:07:49,134 --> 01:07:51,040 This isn't from another part of my body, I hope? 1026 01:07:51,260 --> 01:07:52,420 No, Sir. 1027 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,708 I even like my wattles. 1028 01:07:56,093 --> 01:07:58,496 - What do you think? - Frankly, I liked the other face. 1029 01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:00,253 Well, I don't. 1030 01:08:00,468 --> 01:08:01,876 To me, it was more youthful. 1031 01:08:02,092 --> 01:08:03,121 What do you think? 1032 01:08:03,343 --> 01:08:05,629 Cute. You look 10 years younger. 1033 01:08:07,468 --> 01:08:08,497 Thank you. 1034 01:08:09,259 --> 01:08:11,331 - Send the bill to the hotel. - I'll do that, Sir. 1035 01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:14,921 - My overcoat. - It'll be in the waiting room, Sir. 1036 01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:16,507 This way, Sir. 1037 01:08:47,049 --> 01:08:48,291 Hi, King! 1038 01:08:50,591 --> 01:08:51,999 Don't you remember me? 1039 01:08:52,966 --> 01:08:55,878 I do, the most obnoxious brat I've ever met. 1040 01:08:57,091 --> 01:09:00,170 That's too bad, but I don't feel that way about you. 1041 01:09:01,257 --> 01:09:02,369 Oh, you don't? 1042 01:09:03,299 --> 01:09:06,877 We might have argued, but I thought our talk was stimulating. 1043 01:09:07,091 --> 01:09:09,126 What are you doing out in this weather? 1044 01:09:09,674 --> 01:09:11,462 Taking a vacation. 1045 01:09:12,465 --> 01:09:13,625 You look it. 1046 01:09:14,215 --> 01:09:15,670 Why aren't you at school? 1047 01:09:16,424 --> 01:09:17,536 I've graduated. 1048 01:09:18,549 --> 01:09:22,327 Why, you're shivering and blue! Your clothes are sopping wet. 1049 01:09:22,881 --> 01:09:24,289 Don't worry, I'm OK. 1050 01:09:24,506 --> 01:09:26,127 You'd better come along with me. 1051 01:09:26,340 --> 01:09:27,914 You won't give me over to the cops? 1052 01:09:28,548 --> 01:09:30,502 - Of course not. - You promise? 1053 01:09:30,839 --> 01:09:33,160 Come along before you catch your death of cold. 1054 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,580 This way, boy. This way. 1055 01:09:40,047 --> 01:09:43,376 First thing is to take off your wet clothes and get into a hot bath 1056 01:09:43,589 --> 01:09:45,128 before you catch pneumonia. 1057 01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:47,246 Come on, straight forward here. 1058 01:09:47,465 --> 01:09:49,537 Right on through. Into the bathroom. 1059 01:09:51,339 --> 01:09:52,203 This way. 1060 01:09:53,588 --> 01:09:55,991 Sit down and get your clothes off. 1061 01:09:58,673 --> 01:10:00,994 Are you hungry? Good. 1062 01:10:02,714 --> 01:10:05,082 Jaume, order some hot soup and chicken sandwiches. 1063 01:10:05,297 --> 01:10:06,788 For one? 1064 01:10:08,672 --> 01:10:10,211 Room service, please. 1065 01:10:11,255 --> 01:10:14,453 We'd like some hot soup and chicken sandwiches for one. 1066 01:10:14,755 --> 01:10:16,032 Yes, thank you. 1067 01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:18,538 But Your Majesty, I don't understand. 1068 01:10:18,754 --> 01:10:22,414 This is the brat I told you about. Obnoxious, offensive, but a genius. 1069 01:10:22,630 --> 01:10:24,454 I still don't know what it's all about. 1070 01:10:24,672 --> 01:10:26,744 Neither do I, but I intend to find out. 1071 01:10:29,088 --> 01:10:30,579 Stop dallying, young man! 1072 01:10:30,921 --> 01:10:33,586 When you're through taking a bath, put on these things. 1073 01:10:34,213 --> 01:10:36,700 That's the idea. Hurry up, get in there. 1074 01:10:41,754 --> 01:10:44,241 Now, are you warm? 1075 01:10:44,796 --> 01:10:46,287 Just peachy. 1076 01:10:47,379 --> 01:10:50,743 Now young man, I want the truth. How is it you're in this condition? 1077 01:10:51,296 --> 01:10:53,748 - I ran away from school. - Why? 1078 01:10:54,670 --> 01:10:55,912 They want to question me. 1079 01:10:56,587 --> 01:10:58,411 - What about? - My folks. 1080 01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:00,032 What have they done? 1081 01:11:00,254 --> 01:11:02,741 Nothing but maintain their constitutional rights, 1082 01:11:02,962 --> 01:11:05,662 as any red-blooded American would do. 1083 01:11:05,878 --> 01:11:07,204 Enough, enough. 1084 01:11:07,545 --> 01:11:10,790 The moment you put him in a hot bath, he gets red-blooded. 1085 01:11:11,545 --> 01:11:13,580 Your Majesty, may I have a word with you alone? 1086 01:11:15,503 --> 01:11:18,576 Hurry up out of that bath, put on these things and come into the room. 1087 01:11:24,501 --> 01:11:26,863 What are you going to do with this boy? 1088 01:11:27,101 --> 01:11:28,593 Let him stay here till his clothes dry. 1089 01:11:28,812 --> 01:11:32,227 You have a broadcast in 20 minutes. You cannot leave him alone here! 1090 01:11:32,442 --> 01:11:33,472 Why? 1091 01:11:33,694 --> 01:11:35,235 He's run away from school. 1092 01:11:35,446 --> 01:11:38,399 His parents are in trouble. It's quite obvious what they are! 1093 01:11:38,659 --> 01:11:40,366 - Communists? - Precisely. 1094 01:11:40,577 --> 01:11:41,239 So what? 1095 01:11:41,455 --> 01:11:44,123 But you cannot afford to be involved in such a situation. 1096 01:11:44,332 --> 01:11:47,949 Should the boy freeze to death just because his parents are communists? 1097 01:11:49,297 --> 01:11:50,375 What if they are communists? 1098 01:11:50,591 --> 01:11:53,425 Are we to send him into the street in wet clothes? 1099 01:11:53,636 --> 01:11:55,045 At least we can wait till they're dry. 1100 01:11:55,639 --> 01:11:57,465 Jaume, what are you looking for? 1101 01:11:58,059 --> 01:11:59,137 Dictaphones! 1102 01:11:59,353 --> 01:12:00,976 You've been here too long. 1103 01:12:01,187 --> 01:12:03,309 Next thing you'll be saying the boy's a communist. 1104 01:12:03,523 --> 01:12:05,597 You can't be too sure of anyone. 1105 01:12:11,201 --> 01:12:13,109 Gee, these are swell! 1106 01:12:13,328 --> 01:12:14,869 Sit in that chair, boy. 1107 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,747 Food will be here in a moment. 1108 01:12:20,505 --> 01:12:24,455 Now... Tell me, are you a communist? 1109 01:12:25,135 --> 01:12:26,413 Yes Sir, I am. 1110 01:12:27,013 --> 01:12:29,384 I thought you disliked all forms of government? 1111 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,763 I do, but I'm so sick and tired of people asking me if I'm this or that. 1112 01:12:33,981 --> 01:12:36,850 So then if it pleases everybody, I'm a communist. 1113 01:12:47,665 --> 01:12:50,285 Boy, bring that chair up to the table. 1114 01:12:50,961 --> 01:12:52,953 Hot soup and chicken sandwiches, Sir. 1115 01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:54,832 Sign the check, Jaume. 1116 01:13:06,147 --> 01:13:08,269 Is His Majesty King Shahdov there? 1117 01:13:08,484 --> 01:13:09,727 No, he's gone out. 1118 01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:11,812 Have you any idea when he will return? 1119 01:13:12,029 --> 01:13:14,519 He left an hour ago. He should be back any moment. 1120 01:13:14,741 --> 01:13:16,649 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1121 01:13:24,755 --> 01:13:26,462 Telegram for His Majesty! 1122 01:13:33,141 --> 01:13:35,013 There's a strange kid in that apartment. 1123 01:13:35,226 --> 01:13:36,718 I've never seen him before. 1124 01:13:43,780 --> 01:13:45,107 Who are you, son? 1125 01:13:46,032 --> 01:13:47,608 Me? Who are you? 1126 01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:50,359 I'm the house detective. What are you doing here? 1127 01:13:51,539 --> 01:13:52,534 Waiting. 1128 01:13:53,584 --> 01:13:54,911 Waiting for who? 1129 01:13:56,086 --> 01:13:57,116 My uncle. 1130 01:13:58,591 --> 01:13:59,918 Your uncle? 1131 01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:04,468 Hi, Uncle. This is the house detective. 1132 01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,005 Pardon me, Sir. 1133 01:14:07,227 --> 01:14:09,895 I didn't realize he was your nephew. Just checking up. 1134 01:14:10,105 --> 01:14:11,218 Quite so. 1135 01:14:15,279 --> 01:14:17,069 Well, Your Highness? 1136 01:14:19,743 --> 01:14:20,856 I'm sorry, Sir. 1137 01:14:21,411 --> 01:14:22,689 Explain yourself! 1138 01:14:23,706 --> 01:14:26,621 Well, he came in and wanted to know what I was doing 1139 01:14:26,835 --> 01:14:29,075 and when he said he was a cop, I got scared. 1140 01:14:29,297 --> 01:14:32,961 So I said I was waiting for my uncle and then you came in. 1141 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:35,920 Why pick on me for your uncle? 1142 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:37,846 You were the only one around. 1143 01:14:39,227 --> 01:14:40,305 Thank you. 1144 01:14:43,356 --> 01:14:47,566 The weather seems to be clearing up, so our friend can be on his way. 1145 01:14:47,905 --> 01:14:50,477 - Meet Prince Rupert. - What? 1146 01:14:51,033 --> 01:14:52,941 Been telling the house detective I'm his uncle. 1147 01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:54,950 I knew something like this would happen. 1148 01:14:55,289 --> 01:14:56,830 I'm sorry. I'll go. 1149 01:14:57,042 --> 01:14:58,950 Don't be foolish, your clothes are still wet. 1150 01:14:59,169 --> 01:15:01,659 Jaume, you'd better buy him some new ones. 1151 01:15:09,974 --> 01:15:11,800 Three gentlemen from where? 1152 01:15:12,436 --> 01:15:14,095 The Atomic Commission? 1153 01:15:16,441 --> 01:15:17,637 I can't hear. 1154 01:15:18,361 --> 01:15:20,601 They're leaving Washington today? 1155 01:15:20,947 --> 01:15:22,488 They're on their way! 1156 01:15:27,623 --> 01:15:28,866 We're cut off. 1157 01:15:30,418 --> 01:15:33,168 They said they're leaving today or they're on their way. 1158 01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:34,754 It was a bad connection. 1159 01:15:34,966 --> 01:15:37,123 If they're on their way we'd better get the plans. 1160 01:15:37,344 --> 01:15:40,546 Right, it requires both our signatures. Oh, the boy! 1161 01:15:40,848 --> 01:15:42,044 We'll discuss that. 1162 01:15:43,853 --> 01:15:45,309 We'll get him some clothes. 1163 01:15:45,521 --> 01:15:46,895 Then we'll be rid of him? 1164 01:15:47,107 --> 01:15:49,810 Of course. He'll be gone hours before they get here. 1165 01:16:04,629 --> 01:16:07,749 I'm sure His Majesty's in. He was a moment ago. 1166 01:16:14,225 --> 01:16:17,558 This way gentlemen, please. Kindly be seated. 1167 01:16:24,363 --> 01:16:26,520 Good afternoon. Is His Majesty in? 1168 01:16:26,741 --> 01:16:27,984 He just left. 1169 01:16:28,661 --> 01:16:31,447 I believe I'm addressing the King's nephew, am I not? 1170 01:16:34,835 --> 01:16:38,368 I thought so. That's what I just heard. 1171 01:16:38,757 --> 01:16:41,793 The King's nephew. Well, indeed! 1172 01:16:42,011 --> 01:16:44,085 This is an unexpected pleasure. 1173 01:16:45,432 --> 01:16:47,922 Have you any idea, Sir, when His Majesty will return? 1174 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:50,979 He said he was going to the bank to get some plans. 1175 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,564 Then we'll wait. 1176 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:55,894 I'll leave you gentlemen with His Royal Highness. 1177 01:17:00,785 --> 01:17:02,063 Your Highness, 1178 01:17:02,288 --> 01:17:04,612 is this your first visit to our country? 1179 01:17:04,832 --> 01:17:08,081 Oh no, I've been here a long time. Practically all my life. 1180 01:17:08,421 --> 01:17:09,748 Is that so? 1181 01:17:10,173 --> 01:17:12,663 Sounds like a real American boy, don't he? 1182 01:17:12,885 --> 01:17:14,081 He sure does. 1183 01:17:14,471 --> 01:17:15,501 Do you go to school here? 1184 01:17:16,388 --> 01:17:17,715 Yeah, in Brooklyn. 1185 01:17:18,349 --> 01:17:22,263 Brooklyn! So your daddy wants you to have an American education? 1186 01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,433 Well, you see, 1187 01:17:25,067 --> 01:17:27,307 my father don't believe in this King business, 1188 01:17:27,529 --> 01:17:30,101 so he changed his name and came to live in Brooklyn. 1189 01:17:30,324 --> 01:17:32,114 That's where he met my mother. 1190 01:17:32,493 --> 01:17:34,152 She didn't know he was a Prince. 1191 01:17:34,371 --> 01:17:36,777 She just thought he was an ordinary emigrant, 1192 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,240 but she loved him, so she married him. 1193 01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:41,497 That's how I was born. 1194 01:17:41,922 --> 01:17:43,830 That's how the King became my uncle. 1195 01:17:44,049 --> 01:17:46,835 But my uncle don't speak to my father because they always quarrel. 1196 01:17:48,097 --> 01:17:49,673 One time they were going to fight a duel. 1197 01:17:50,892 --> 01:17:52,884 That's why my father came to America, 1198 01:17:53,103 --> 01:17:55,308 to give air and sunlight to his thoughts. 1199 01:17:55,524 --> 01:17:59,106 The land of the free and the home of the brave was his inspiration. 1200 01:17:59,445 --> 01:18:01,401 But today that freedom is threatened. 1201 01:18:01,615 --> 01:18:04,983 Committees are searching men's minds, controlling their thoughts. 1202 01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:08,909 And those who have the courage to stand up are boycotted, 1203 01:18:09,124 --> 01:18:11,116 lose their jobs and are left to starve. 1204 01:18:11,378 --> 01:18:12,456 Say, what the...? 1205 01:18:12,670 --> 01:18:14,329 They are condemned without trial. 1206 01:18:14,549 --> 01:18:15,544 Look here, young man! 1207 01:18:15,799 --> 01:18:19,498 Such procedure debases the legality of our courts, 1208 01:18:19,722 --> 01:18:23,090 which says that no state may deprive any person of life, 1209 01:18:23,310 --> 01:18:26,678 liberty, freedom of speech, without due process of law! 1210 01:18:28,024 --> 01:18:29,731 This will about fit him. 1211 01:18:30,276 --> 01:18:31,983 Put this with the other things. 1212 01:18:32,196 --> 01:18:33,143 Rather fun. 1213 01:18:33,364 --> 01:18:37,063 We don't want the Commission to arrive while that boy's there. 1214 01:18:39,038 --> 01:18:40,412 Hurry up, please! 1215 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:43,158 - Scandalous! - Outrageous! 1216 01:18:43,377 --> 01:18:45,867 These investigations, Sir, are necessary 1217 01:18:46,089 --> 01:18:47,879 when our security is threatened. 1218 01:18:48,092 --> 01:18:50,416 With the hydrogen bomb you have no security. 1219 01:18:50,804 --> 01:18:52,796 Why, that's communist talk! 1220 01:18:53,014 --> 01:18:56,631 Only with world cooperation and understanding are we secure. 1221 01:18:56,853 --> 01:19:00,268 If you were older, Sir, I'd report you to the authorities. 1222 01:19:00,816 --> 01:19:02,439 All right, report me! 1223 01:19:02,652 --> 01:19:06,602 Make me give names! Make a sniveling stool pigeon out of me! 1224 01:19:06,825 --> 01:19:09,114 Brainwash me! But you can't. 1225 01:19:09,327 --> 01:19:12,529 They couldn't brainwash the signers of the Declaration of Independence! 1226 01:19:12,749 --> 01:19:15,499 And you can't brainwash me. 1227 01:19:15,878 --> 01:19:17,619 Nobody wants to brainwash you. 1228 01:19:17,838 --> 01:19:18,536 Enough! 1229 01:19:21,927 --> 01:19:23,040 Excuse me, gentlemen. 1230 01:19:23,263 --> 01:19:25,587 - I can't take it! - You'll take it all right. 1231 01:19:25,808 --> 01:19:29,093 These bigoted bombastic people look as if they're going to explode! 1232 01:19:29,312 --> 01:19:33,475 I'm sorry, gentlemen, for this unfortunate occurrence. 1233 01:19:37,155 --> 01:19:38,351 Fits well. 1234 01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:42,277 Tell me, whatever started the argument? 1235 01:19:42,495 --> 01:19:45,697 I don't know. I just get going and I can't stop. 1236 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:50,254 You think too much. 1237 01:19:50,464 --> 01:19:51,838 I can't help it. 1238 01:19:52,050 --> 01:19:53,163 You should play more. 1239 01:19:53,385 --> 01:19:54,581 Who can I play with? 1240 01:19:55,387 --> 01:19:57,379 Haven't you any friends your age? 1241 01:19:57,598 --> 01:19:58,972 They bore me. 1242 01:20:00,269 --> 01:20:01,134 Why? 1243 01:20:01,395 --> 01:20:03,885 All they think about is Superman, cowboys. 1244 01:20:04,567 --> 01:20:07,520 - What's the matter with that? - I hate Superman. 1245 01:20:09,530 --> 01:20:11,522 You hate a lot of things, don't you? 1246 01:20:11,993 --> 01:20:13,271 I don't hate you. 1247 01:20:13,869 --> 01:20:16,240 Nevertheless, you must return to your school. 1248 01:20:16,624 --> 01:20:20,157 You can't stay here. Especially as Prince Rupert. 1249 01:20:20,629 --> 01:20:22,666 I had to tell those gentlemen the truth. 1250 01:20:22,882 --> 01:20:24,125 You didn't tell them my name. 1251 01:20:24,843 --> 01:20:26,004 I don't know your name. 1252 01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,712 Yes you do, Rupert. 1253 01:20:28,013 --> 01:20:29,589 - Rupert what? - Macabee. 1254 01:20:30,391 --> 01:20:32,881 Macabee! A Scot! 1255 01:20:33,603 --> 01:20:35,677 No wonder you're a non-conformist. 1256 01:20:37,775 --> 01:20:39,767 - Is that your move? - There's no other move. 1257 01:20:39,988 --> 01:20:40,935 Very well. 1258 01:20:43,242 --> 01:20:44,901 Set them up. We'll play again. 1259 01:20:46,453 --> 01:20:47,696 Where's Mr. Jaume? 1260 01:20:47,913 --> 01:20:50,118 He went down to the bank with the plans. 1261 01:20:50,876 --> 01:20:52,417 Were the gentlemen interested? 1262 01:20:53,171 --> 01:20:55,626 They say they have similar plans of their own. 1263 01:20:58,052 --> 01:21:01,503 This is another televised recording of the investigation 1264 01:21:01,724 --> 01:21:04,095 of the Congressional Committee on Un-American Activities 1265 01:21:04,310 --> 01:21:07,263 going on in the Federal Building downtown New York City. 1266 01:21:08,107 --> 01:21:12,270 They'll expose communism in all branches of American institutions. 1267 01:21:12,697 --> 01:21:14,320 The Committee has already questioned scientists, 1268 01:21:14,532 --> 01:21:16,191 educators, churchmen, writers and actors. 1269 01:21:17,202 --> 01:21:19,905 But first a glimpse of the humorous side. 1270 01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:23,865 The investigators indulge in a Hollywood touch, 1271 01:21:24,087 --> 01:21:26,837 to make themselves photogenic before appearing on television. 1272 01:21:27,131 --> 01:21:28,754 And now for a more serious aspect. 1273 01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:31,124 The actual investigation in progress. 1274 01:21:31,345 --> 01:21:32,672 The chairman is questioning a witness. 1275 01:21:33,264 --> 01:21:34,720 Raise your right hand. 1276 01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:36,804 Do you swear to tell the truth? 1277 01:21:37,019 --> 01:21:37,931 I do. 1278 01:21:38,145 --> 01:21:39,721 - State your name. - James Durkin. 1279 01:21:39,940 --> 01:21:41,647 - Profession? - School teacher. 1280 01:21:42,193 --> 01:21:44,683 Mr Durkin, were you ever a member of the Communist Party? 1281 01:21:45,405 --> 01:21:50,232 I was, Sir. I joined the Communist Party in 1940, resigned in 1950. 1282 01:21:50,662 --> 01:21:54,411 In 1940 did you meet Mr and Mrs Macabee, school teachers? 1283 01:21:54,835 --> 01:21:55,913 I did, Sir. 1284 01:21:56,128 --> 01:21:58,583 Mr and Mrs Macabee, stand up. 1285 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:03,301 Take a look at this man and woman. 1286 01:22:04,847 --> 01:22:07,883 Are they the same Macabees that you met in 1940? 1287 01:22:08,353 --> 01:22:09,383 They are, Sir. 1288 01:22:10,438 --> 01:22:11,716 To the best of your recollection, 1289 01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:14,726 were they at that time members of the Communist Party? 1290 01:22:16,195 --> 01:22:17,308 They were, Sir. 1291 01:22:17,530 --> 01:22:19,320 That's all, Mr Durkin. 1292 01:22:19,742 --> 01:22:22,232 Mr Macabee will now take the witness stand. 1293 01:22:22,912 --> 01:22:26,114 On the witness stand, Macabee admitted he had been a communist, 1294 01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:28,704 but had resigned 5 years ago. 1295 01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:31,492 When asked to give information about other party members, 1296 01:22:31,716 --> 01:22:33,753 Macabee refused to answer. 1297 01:22:34,302 --> 01:22:38,051 Mr Macabee, if you don't answer you'll be charged with contempt. 1298 01:22:38,849 --> 01:22:41,255 I will answer any questions concerning myself, 1299 01:22:41,812 --> 01:22:44,017 but it is against my conscience to give names 1300 01:22:44,232 --> 01:22:46,306 or to inform on other people. 1301 01:22:47,862 --> 01:22:51,028 This Committee cites witness for contempt of Congress. Remove him. 1302 01:22:51,325 --> 01:22:56,033 I charge this committee with fomenting a cold civil war of hate... 1303 01:22:56,748 --> 01:22:59,238 James Macabee now faces contempt charges. 1304 01:22:59,461 --> 01:23:03,504 If convicted he'll receive a minimum sentence of 1 year per charge. 1305 01:23:03,841 --> 01:23:07,339 KXPA now returns you to popular music from the hit parade. 1306 01:23:28,331 --> 01:23:29,740 There there, Rupert. 1307 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:31,957 Here, take this. 1308 01:23:33,004 --> 01:23:34,580 What shall I do? 1309 01:23:34,797 --> 01:23:37,203 Staying away from school won't help now. 1310 01:23:38,344 --> 01:23:40,466 Supposing I take you back in my car? 1311 01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:42,588 Then tomorrow I'll come visit you. 1312 01:23:42,892 --> 01:23:45,429 - You promise? - I promise. 1313 01:23:54,031 --> 01:23:56,355 My name's Ulrich, Sir. United States Marshal. 1314 01:23:56,576 --> 01:23:57,571 What can I do for you? 1315 01:23:57,786 --> 01:23:59,445 I'm looking for Rupert Macabee, Sir. 1316 01:23:59,998 --> 01:24:01,657 - Come in. - Thank you, Sir. 1317 01:24:03,085 --> 01:24:04,708 So there you are! 1318 01:24:05,086 --> 01:24:06,542 What is it, Marshal? 1319 01:24:06,839 --> 01:24:10,670 He's just missing from school and I've come to take him back. 1320 01:24:10,886 --> 01:24:13,423 Supposing I save you the trouble and take him back myself? 1321 01:24:13,641 --> 01:24:16,556 I'd like to oblige, Sir, but we have our orders. 1322 01:24:17,187 --> 01:24:19,261 - Would you like me to come along? - I'll be OK, Sir. 1323 01:24:19,481 --> 01:24:22,101 Sure he will, we're not going to eat him. 1324 01:24:23,277 --> 01:24:24,651 Remember what you promised? 1325 01:24:24,863 --> 01:24:27,353 I do. I'll be along tomorrow. 1326 01:24:27,784 --> 01:24:29,443 All right son, let's go. 1327 01:24:30,913 --> 01:24:34,115 Just a minute! Here's the rest of your apparel. 1328 01:24:37,379 --> 01:24:39,869 - Here's your overcoat. - I'll take the rest, Sir. 1329 01:24:40,090 --> 01:24:41,916 Thank you. There. 1330 01:24:42,260 --> 01:24:43,373 Thank you, Sir. 1331 01:24:44,181 --> 01:24:45,377 All right, son. 1332 01:24:47,101 --> 01:24:49,078 Thanks. For everything. 1333 01:25:05,151 --> 01:25:06,895 What's the line up for the news? 1334 01:25:07,114 --> 01:25:09,869 Mr and Mrs Macabee have just been cited for contempt of congress. 1335 01:25:10,082 --> 01:25:11,708 Who cares about schoolteachers? 1336 01:25:11,921 --> 01:25:14,842 And their 10 year-old son has just been found. 1337 01:25:15,307 --> 01:25:16,886 That won't set the world on fire either. 1338 01:25:17,105 --> 01:25:19,896 He was picked up in King Shahdov's suite at the Ritz. 1339 01:25:20,908 --> 01:25:24,116 Wait a minute! Yeah, we got something there! 1340 01:25:29,058 --> 01:25:30,637 Will that be all, Sir? 1341 01:25:31,106 --> 01:25:32,685 - Some hot water. - Sorry, Sir. 1342 01:25:38,547 --> 01:25:40,756 I have a strange feeling I'm being followed. 1343 01:25:40,971 --> 01:25:42,087 It's your imagination. 1344 01:25:42,310 --> 01:25:44,436 I hope so. Where's the boy? 1345 01:25:44,648 --> 01:25:45,680 He's gone. 1346 01:25:47,365 --> 01:25:49,158 A U.S. Marshal called for him. 1347 01:25:49,372 --> 01:25:50,617 - Here? - Yes, here. 1348 01:25:50,835 --> 01:25:52,378 Sit down and have some tea. 1349 01:25:52,591 --> 01:25:55,799 Dear, dear. I wish this hadn't happened. 1350 01:25:56,018 --> 01:25:58,144 - Why? - To be arrested here! 1351 01:25:58,359 --> 01:26:00,020 He wasn't arrested. 1352 01:26:00,491 --> 01:26:02,532 The newspapers will make an ugly story of it. 1353 01:26:02,748 --> 01:26:03,993 What do they know? 1354 01:26:04,210 --> 01:26:06,669 They know everything. They may be listening now. 1355 01:26:08,139 --> 01:26:10,467 You're being slightly hysterical. 1356 01:26:22,728 --> 01:26:26,185 There, you see! I've made a complete ass of myself. 1357 01:26:26,406 --> 01:26:27,569 I'm sorry. 1358 01:26:27,785 --> 01:26:28,948 I'm not an alarmist, 1359 01:26:29,166 --> 01:26:31,791 but if the newspapers find out that boy was here... 1360 01:26:32,007 --> 01:26:34,252 - What time is it? - 5 o'clock. 1361 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,932 Turn on the radio. We're just in time for the news. 1362 01:26:45,424 --> 01:26:48,550 Good afternoon, Mr and Mrs America and all the ships at sea. 1363 01:26:48,768 --> 01:26:51,523 Rupert Macabee, son of the schoolteachers 1364 01:26:51,736 --> 01:26:54,862 charged with contempt of congress, was picked up at the Ritz 1365 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:57,206 where he's been hiding since his disappearance. 1366 01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:59,629 Sensational developments since the boy's arrest 1367 01:26:59,844 --> 01:27:02,765 involve a dethroned monarch said to be paid by communists. 1368 01:27:02,981 --> 01:27:07,900 Latest developments uncovered an international atomic spy ring. 1369 01:27:08,204 --> 01:27:10,781 This reporter, in cooperation with our secret agents, 1370 01:27:11,005 --> 01:27:14,925 are following clues to bring these foreign conspirators to justice. 1371 01:27:17,316 --> 01:27:18,977 Turn it off! Turn it off! 1372 01:27:19,657 --> 01:27:22,116 The whole thing is too silly for words. 1373 01:27:22,917 --> 01:27:24,828 Royal Communist! 1374 01:27:25,426 --> 01:27:27,802 The expression is a reductio ad absurdam. 1375 01:27:32,156 --> 01:27:35,077 Jaume, you're nervous. Let me do that. 1376 01:27:36,418 --> 01:27:37,663 Of course you are. 1377 01:27:37,882 --> 01:27:39,259 You don't know what you're doing. 1378 01:27:41,559 --> 01:27:43,554 - Sugar? - T... t... two. 1379 01:27:44,820 --> 01:27:46,731 - You're stuttering. - M... m... me? 1380 01:27:51,298 --> 01:27:52,877 Hot water, Sir. 1381 01:27:54,642 --> 01:27:55,758 Come in! 1382 01:28:00,619 --> 01:28:02,448 We'd better call up Green, the lawyer. 1383 01:28:05,636 --> 01:28:08,046 Plaza? 72038 please. 1384 01:28:22,104 --> 01:28:25,359 Is that A.P. Green's law office? Mr Green? 1385 01:28:26,033 --> 01:28:28,908 Just a moment please. His Majesty wants to speak to you. 1386 01:28:29,293 --> 01:28:31,002 Mr Green on the phone. 1387 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,303 There's a man outside. 1388 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:39,739 This is King Shahdov. 1389 01:28:41,708 --> 01:28:43,085 Don't say too much over the phone. 1390 01:28:43,296 --> 01:28:44,328 Then you've heard the news? 1391 01:28:44,549 --> 01:28:46,175 Yes. You'd better come right away. 1392 01:28:46,390 --> 01:28:47,089 I see. 1393 01:28:47,644 --> 01:28:49,936 Be careful not to be served with any papers. 1394 01:28:50,695 --> 01:28:53,105 I don't want you subpoenaed until you've seen me. 1395 01:28:53,327 --> 01:28:54,608 Right-o! 1396 01:28:55,836 --> 01:28:57,915 - We must leave right away. - Very well. 1397 01:28:58,134 --> 01:28:59,593 - Is the coast clear? - He's still there. 1398 01:28:59,807 --> 01:29:01,266 I might try the fire escape. 1399 01:29:01,478 --> 01:29:02,759 I have an idea. 1400 01:29:03,150 --> 01:29:05,727 You wear my hat and I'll wear yours. 1401 01:29:05,951 --> 01:29:09,491 He'll follow me and that will give you a chance to get away. 1402 01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:11,791 Now wait a moment. I'm all confused. Who am I? 1403 01:29:12,011 --> 01:29:13,755 You're me and I'm you. We just exchange hats. 1404 01:29:13,977 --> 01:29:15,436 Ah, very good! Here. 1405 01:29:18,282 --> 01:29:19,777 Do I look like that? 1406 01:29:20,832 --> 01:29:22,958 - Who is it? - It's me, Ann. 1407 01:29:23,173 --> 01:29:24,169 Open the door. 1408 01:29:28,187 --> 01:29:30,016 Did you hear that broadcast? 1409 01:29:30,236 --> 01:29:32,029 Yes, we're on our way to see a lawyer. 1410 01:29:32,243 --> 01:29:34,284 That makes my American blood boil! 1411 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:36,959 There's a man outside waiting to subpoena me. 1412 01:29:37,384 --> 01:29:39,878 Don't worry about that. I'll take care of him. 1413 01:29:40,101 --> 01:29:43,405 I'll go out first, hold him in conversation, then you can get away. 1414 01:29:43,614 --> 01:29:45,058 Good! Go ahead! 1415 01:29:53,101 --> 01:29:55,186 Well, if it isn't Harry! 1416 01:29:55,398 --> 01:29:56,681 - My name's not Harry. - What is it? 1417 01:29:56,891 --> 01:29:59,263 - Irving. - Of course, Irving! 1418 01:30:00,157 --> 01:30:01,519 Well, how are you? 1419 01:30:02,739 --> 01:30:03,974 I don't know you. 1420 01:30:04,191 --> 01:30:06,596 Don't be silly. Take off your glasses. 1421 01:30:41,101 --> 01:30:42,345 Stop, just a minute! 1422 01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:45,158 Can I have your autograph, please? 1423 01:30:48,246 --> 01:30:49,214 All right. 1424 01:30:51,415 --> 01:30:53,723 Come on out. Hurry up, please. 1425 01:31:03,314 --> 01:31:05,945 One at a time, please. All right, all right. 1426 01:31:08,227 --> 01:31:09,921 Your Majesty, King Shahdov? 1427 01:31:11,151 --> 01:31:13,377 All right. There you are. 1428 01:31:13,590 --> 01:31:15,333 That's OK, you can keep that. 1429 01:37:38,750 --> 01:37:39,941 All these for the plane? 1430 01:37:40,162 --> 01:37:42,358 Yes. The trunks are to go by freight. 1431 01:37:43,947 --> 01:37:45,976 Miss Kay is on her way up. 1432 01:37:47,067 --> 01:37:50,340 Remember Sir, you haven't much time if you want to visit that boy. 1433 01:37:54,968 --> 01:37:56,832 Good morning. I've come to say goodbye. 1434 01:37:57,048 --> 01:37:59,657 I'd come to the airport but I've a broadcast. 1435 01:38:01,247 --> 01:38:02,484 Who gave you this? 1436 01:38:02,704 --> 01:38:04,319 I beg your pardon? 1437 01:38:04,741 --> 01:38:07,302 Jaume, will you go downstairs and pay the bill? 1438 01:38:07,530 --> 01:38:09,017 It's already paid, Your Majesty. 1439 01:38:09,234 --> 01:38:11,843 - Then pay it again. - Oh, of course, yes. 1440 01:38:21,877 --> 01:38:24,652 I hate to see you go. Why don't you stay? 1441 01:38:24,873 --> 01:38:26,027 It's too crazy here. 1442 01:38:26,244 --> 01:38:28,983 Don't judge by what's going on today. It's a passing phase. 1443 01:38:29,196 --> 01:38:30,811 Very soon it'll all be over. 1444 01:38:31,028 --> 01:38:33,473 Quite so. In the meantime, I'll sit it out in Europe. 1445 01:38:33,689 --> 01:38:36,761 That Committee affair has made you the most popular man in America. 1446 01:38:36,974 --> 01:38:38,626 From now on you can write your own ticket. 1447 01:38:39,261 --> 01:38:42,166 I've bought it. Back to the Continent. 1448 01:38:47,414 --> 01:38:49,113 Telegram, Sir. 1449 01:38:50,324 --> 01:38:53,148 It's all right, Sir. Everything's being looked after. 1450 01:38:58,933 --> 01:39:00,384 Excuse me! 1451 01:39:05,672 --> 01:39:07,040 From the Queen. 1452 01:39:07,503 --> 01:39:09,486 She's decided not to get a divorce. 1453 01:39:09,706 --> 01:39:11,488 Well, aren't you happy? 1454 01:39:12,948 --> 01:39:14,765 I don't know. Maybe. 1455 01:39:15,113 --> 01:39:17,642 - Where is she? - Paris. 1456 01:39:18,316 --> 01:39:20,679 Then why don't you stay and have her over? 1457 01:39:21,185 --> 01:39:22,589 With you around? 1458 01:39:22,808 --> 01:39:25,997 Oh honey, you know we don't mean that much to each other. 1459 01:39:26,216 --> 01:39:28,825 There you go, giving me another complex. 1460 01:39:34,492 --> 01:39:37,316 You must leave immediately if you're to visit that boy's school. 1461 01:39:37,529 --> 01:39:38,553 Very well. 1462 01:39:42,561 --> 01:39:43,834 Goodbye, Ann. 1463 01:39:44,931 --> 01:39:46,465 Take care of yourself. 1464 01:39:47,219 --> 01:39:50,124 You know I'm very, very fond of you. 1465 01:39:50,381 --> 01:39:52,033 I'm going to miss you, honey. 1466 01:39:58,202 --> 01:40:00,895 If I were only 20 years younger! 1467 01:40:01,778 --> 01:40:03,560 You'd better get back to your Queen! 1468 01:40:04,230 --> 01:40:06,047 Come on, you'll be late. 1469 01:40:07,599 --> 01:40:09,086 Don't forget your hat! 1470 01:40:16,125 --> 01:40:17,576 This way, Your Majesty. 1471 01:40:18,538 --> 01:40:20,770 How do you do, Sir. Won't you sit down? 1472 01:40:22,489 --> 01:40:24,058 Will you have the boy brought in? 1473 01:40:24,525 --> 01:40:25,847 How is the little fellow? 1474 01:40:26,064 --> 01:40:28,721 He's been through quite an ordeal, poor chap, 1475 01:40:28,936 --> 01:40:31,249 but he's doing better now his parents are out of jail. 1476 01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:33,419 But I thought they were sentenced to 2 years? 1477 01:40:33,635 --> 01:40:36,577 They were. But the Committee recommended a suspended sentence 1478 01:40:36,795 --> 01:40:38,246 so now they're free. 1479 01:40:38,625 --> 01:40:39,615 Indeed? 1480 01:40:40,081 --> 01:40:41,780 And they can thank the boy for that. 1481 01:40:41,994 --> 01:40:46,189 The parents were foolish, stubborn, protecting others. Fortunately, 1482 01:40:46,776 --> 01:40:48,180 the boy cooperated. 1483 01:40:49,189 --> 01:40:50,426 Cooperated? 1484 01:40:51,101 --> 01:40:53,248 It's been a happy solution all round. 1485 01:40:54,761 --> 01:40:56,129 I see. 1486 01:41:16,637 --> 01:41:20,405 Here he is! Rupert, there's someone here to see you. 1487 01:41:23,293 --> 01:41:24,566 Hello, Rupert. 1488 01:41:30,571 --> 01:41:32,186 I brought you some toys 1489 01:41:32,943 --> 01:41:35,600 and one or two things I thought might amuse you. 1490 01:41:39,889 --> 01:41:41,162 He looks pretty good, don't you think? 1491 01:41:42,175 --> 01:41:45,530 We still have our moods and doubts, don't we Rupert? 1492 01:41:45,753 --> 01:41:48,658 But I keep telling him he has nothing to worry about. 1493 01:41:48,871 --> 01:41:51,610 We consider Rupert a hero and a real patriot. 1494 01:41:51,824 --> 01:41:53,606 We're all very proud of him here. 1495 01:41:56,856 --> 01:42:00,507 Now come, Rupert. I thought we were all over this. 1496 01:42:06,921 --> 01:42:08,194 Cheer up, Rupert. 1497 01:42:12,370 --> 01:42:14,234 When all this hysteria is over, 1498 01:42:14,448 --> 01:42:16,644 I'll have you and your family come and visit me. 1499 01:42:17,027 --> 01:42:19,390 - You promise? - I promise. 1500 01:42:20,147 --> 01:42:22,545 Poor little fellow, I think a trip would do him good. 1501 01:42:22,766 --> 01:42:25,079 But of course, there are complications. 1502 01:42:25,345 --> 01:42:27,162 Well, let's hope they'll soon be over. 1503 01:42:27,382 --> 01:42:29,199 I hope so too, Sir. 1504 01:42:29,671 --> 01:42:31,039 We all hope. 1505 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:35,322 This is nothing to worry about. 1506 01:43:34,093 --> 01:43:36,041 Subtitles: Sionann O'Neill 1507 01:43:36,256 --> 01:43:38,368 Subtitling: TVS - TITRA FILM